Funny Shit "aboat" (get it he's Canadian, hahaha) Tyler Cruz!

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Deliguy said:
Lmao I just read that. That's seriously hilarious.

It's so good and in depth I'm kind of jealous. I kinda wish someone would write something like that about me.
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Hell yeah, Vince actually researches his shit and pulls a lot of shit outta his arse that makes sense, but isn't true, I love reading his hate blog :p
 
Well, one thing on that blog made me laugh out loud ("fucking self-masturbation condo loving freak show"), but the rest is just pure hating cynical bullshit.

His entire post could be summarized into this one paragraph:
Now, I’ve no doubt that Tyler is excited with his new purchase. Clearly excited enough that he feels the necessity to inform us at every fucking step of the way how his purchase is going. But what really gets my goat is how he thinks his readerbase actually gives a shit. People don’t view your blog to find out about your condo, Tyler. They either view your blog to see how your career is going, or to get some hints and tips at how best to make their money online."
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Such shallowness and arrogance...how the fuck would he know what "people" are interested in ?! Focus exclusively on how somebody's making money and how I could make more money and completely ignore everything else ?! Well sorry, but no, and I actually enjoyed watching that same video and following his condo buying adventure.

I'll probably be reading the hate blog for giggles, but the author is still a shallow asshole in my book.
 
MisterX said:
I'll probably be reading the hate blog for giggles, but the author is still a shallow asshole in my book.
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The guy does it for fun, he likes lots of things but only writes about what he hates. I love reading it for giggles as well, take it with a grain of salt :p
 
i wonder if he's that joe cracker guy that goes around everyones blog pestering them with hate and talking about myspace spam. that'd be too funny.
 
Voodooman said:
Crazy linkbaiting is what's going on here.
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Meghan has had her opinion of Tyler for a long time, she voiced it to Bob and I many times over the past year or so. She didn't just come up with it now just for linkbaiting, she just decided to go public now! It apparently worked as linkbait though!

Tyler-nice reply
 
bobschmuck said:
Hello, this is Bob Schmuck's wife, I wrote this post about our "good friend" Tyler Cruz today on Bob's blog and thought everyone would like it.


How to spot a online douchebag


1. When you send a list of question to the supposed douchebag, after him agreeing to do an interview, he will send it back and say he was insulted because the questions were not good enough for him to answer.


2. Will refer to themselves as “like Bill Gates”.


3. They post thing such as, and I quote…
“A week ago, in my Grasping Opportunities: Making Money out of Nothing post, I showcased my successful brokering of a very premium domain. Immediately following the post I started receiving quite a few e-mails from people asking me to sell their domains.Even though I specifically disclaimed people to only contact me if they had a truely premium domain…
… I inevitably received the expected e-mails from people who completely overvalue and overprice their domains. I won’t name names here or give out specific examples to protect the guilty. This happens all the time… people all too often overvalue domains.
To illustrate this point, I’m going to go search right now for some random domains for sale. I’ll give myself 5-minutes. Be right back…..”
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4. They display there daily average.

If you would like to read more, there is more on Bob's Blog.
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you owe me the braincells i lost while reading this.

what's up with people caring about what other people do and wasting their time to even write about it, instead of just letting everyone live as they like to live. i never understood this.

this tyler guy seems very reasonable and hey: he has a nice cheque in his hands too :) sure looks better than that pathetic $2.33 whining post on that site of yours.

so chill out, get laid and forget about that tyler guy. grow a spine.
 
Hehe.. what was up with the rainbow colours at the beginning too, eh? Perhaps a hint of my true 'colours'? Maybe.

That flash video is about a year and a half old, and was made to inspire new or budding webmasters. It wasn't made to be presented to experienced webmasters. And it worked - I got a lot of attention and traffic from it.

Watching it again just now though, some of it is a bit difficult to see.. such as my small table in my mini-dining room at the time and such, but overall, I think the video's point still gets across - that you can make decent money doing this thing.
 
I'm Canadian and I don't get the "aboat" thing? I've never said it that way in my life and never will...they do speak that way in Eastern Canada, but they're also slightly retarded out there... :)
 
Yes, the people love me, what can I say? It's why I sometimes like to get down on their level and talk to them. Like I'm doing right now :)
 
Bobschmuck you're an idiot and I will never read your stupid blog either. It's such a blatant attempt to start a little controversy in order to get some readers to a blog that probably only has your wife reading it. I actually read Tyler's blog several times per week, and find a lot of his posts very informative. Yours, well, yours is just crap.
 
chucktown said:
Well, at least he found a dumb bitch that's just like him. My only hope is that they don't decide to procreate. What's the line from that Harvey Danger song from back in the day? Oh yeah...

"...been around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding..."

So often too true.
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I agree - it should be illegal for them to have children. It will be a sad sad day for all of us if that does ever happen. I feel sorry for the kids already!
 
Tyler Cruz you have been incredibly inspirational to me. I admit it has been more of the "If that douchebag can make money online , then I can certainly make money online" kind of inspiration.

But thanks :D
 
That lady also needs to go back to elementary school and learn grammar again. (Sorry, Jan)

"a online douchebag" ... Sad.
 
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