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blackcode

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After my mucho excellent intro post I felt invincible, my wit would surely keep me popular with the inmates in this forum and thus was rather content with just reading everything without giving my own contribution.


However, Supergeek shattered my dreams much like Natalie Portman did when I found out she was the size of a grain of sand and surely could not accommodate my charm and so I am here giving my contributions with nothing but charitable thoughts and expecting nothing in return but possibly a funky moderator avatar and all the females on this board directed at me.

I can hear you say it right now, blackcode just raised the bar for Jesus.

So since I have a background in design and know very little about seo I shall keep to my strengths-

The first 13 wicked fire individuals to ask for it will get free bespoke design.

I can do pretty much anything your ego desires whether it be a banner [no animation since I find them incredibly irritating), custom header, avatar etc.

Just ask and thee shall receive (as long as your request is not fucking retarded)

Examples of retarded requests:
  1. Glossy buttons (google you dolt)
  2. a header for my blog which is just yanno, a smooth gradient with some minimal font (are you fucking serious? I offer bespoke design for free and you ask for some retarded header that a 5year old could do?)
  3. I want a complete website re-design (No. I can do *a* design not a complete set)
Should you ask for a retarded design rest assure that I will let you know in a subtle and forgiving way with the pic seen below;

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Peace out.
 
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Hmmm, let's see...I want a picture of a funny yet sinisterly darkish cartoon-like cock (animal), with a cock (penis) instead of a beak...
 
MisterX said:
Hmmm, let's see...I want a picture of a funny yet sinisterly darkish cartoon-like cock (animal), with a cock (penis) instead of a beak...
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Fucking sweet, I'll get on it the moment I finish crushing this guy at poker.
 
Awesome.
Can you do some header for a web-design suggestion site at "yourshittysite.com"

Poop is a plus. :) My design just has a steaming pile of poop in the upper right with a gradient over it so it blends into a brownish-yellow. I'm not happy with it yet.

Aim for more conversational and fun rather than glossy / edgy. I'm looking for more humor and snark than gloss.
 
ok, by my count I have 7 to do-I will start today.

Shocking how many people jumped on this offer so quickly, I was not expecting such a response.
 
I would like a header design for funcaptain.com

Thanks
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Ok, First of all if I don't reply immediately then don't worry I WILL GET TO YOU.

I work full time as a lead designer so when I say I will do it, it means that I will-but not in a matter of hours.

[This better fufill my monthly donation for the forum :p ].
 
blackcode said:
Can do, what colour scheme do you want? any particular style? web 2.0? Uber glossy? minimal? Edgy? ect.

And what dimensions?
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Any chance i can change the subject to www.mobhunter.co.uk (not live yet)

It's a cell phone comparison site.

Ok, something quite simple / minimal, web 2.0, black and white (in a non boring way) BUT keeping it all sleak and interesting.

Dimensions are 358px wide by 61px high. If you could do it scaled larger as well so i can use it in emails etc that would be awesome.

Cheers dude.
 
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