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Crack and I are two of the best writers that you can get around these parts. The amount of work that we both get would probably make you have a heart attack. With that said, just because we are damn good writers doesn't mean that we don't have personal projects that we need writers for.
i did some research and it turns out you guys are good...In case you do have a personal project, shoot me a message.
 
Hey. Good to see that my heading caught your attention. Basically now you know that I can captivate an audience.

So what are we here for? To offer our content writeing services. It does not matter whether it is a newsletter or a simple blog or an article, we can do it. No review copies, well because I feel it is a waste of my time. IF you pay for it, I will do it. Nothing is for free in today's world.

So basically post here and we shall talk numbers.


PS: the articles are not for free (just to clear any misunderstanding). That was just to grab your attention. AND IT WORKED!!!

someone ban this cocksucker.

especially as his 'articles' are probably about the same quality as the REAL free articles we all use.
 
10 seconds of my life I'll never get back because of this guy.... I charge $25 an hour divide by 60 seconds times ten seconds... click click tap tap....

Your bill:
$4.17... just write me an article and we'll call it even.
 
you misleading us to read your thread, who knows if you will misleading us to pay you to get nothing?
I am not misleading anyone. I didn't say you had to read this thread. But since everyone loves an offer, I got your attention.... didn't I? Which is better I feel, than hiring someone that you are not certain can deliver an attractive article..
 
fail...

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...this thread is full of it.
 
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Not awesome, but not horrible. Middle of the road, SEO-type content, that has unfortunately become all too common around these parts. If you're strapped for cash and don't need sales copy then by all means go for it.

PS: It'd probably help out a lot if you posted your rates in this thread, man. Or maybe you should just make an entirely new thread and start from scratch. Regardless, despite your title causing people to come into this thread, I would imagine the bounce rate of people who were considering hiring you for content but didn't because you have no rates in here and acted like an 8 year old girl for the majority of this whole thing is quite high. At the very least, add your rates. Maybe offer a half-assed apology and throw some tits in it for good measure. Oh, and respect for finally giving in and offering a review copy after refusing to do so for so long. I'm far too stubborn to have ever done such a thing.
 
Review:

Not awesome, but not horrible. Middle of the road, SEO-type content, that has unfortunately become all too common around these parts. If you're strapped for cash and don't need sales copy then by all means go for it.

PS: It'd probably help out a lot if you posted your rates in this thread, man. Or maybe you should just make an entirely new thread and start from scratch. Regardless, despite your title causing people to come into this thread, I would imagine the bounce rate of people who were considering hiring you for content but didn't because you have no rates in here and acted like an 8 year old girl for the majority of this whole thing is quite high. At the very least, add your rates. Maybe offer a half-assed apology and throw some tits in it for good measure. Oh, and respect for finally giving in and offering a review copy after refusing to do so for so long. I'm far too stubborn to have ever done such a thing.

I respect crack for the things you have done and contributed wicked fire over the years. But honestly, what makes you support this guy? Not only is it misleading and deceptive, It is plainly wrong. I hear a lot of people say FAIL. Is there something not catching my attention well enough?
 
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