Jdturner11 here on an old email that I used primarily for forums. After getting banned I can honestly say I was surprised. I then reviewed my previous posts and I came to a realization: I used the liberal rules on insults and vulgarity as an excuse to vent my own frustration with life. It has been a rough week, but that is no excuse for my behavior. I do not act like this commonly, I try to be calm but I always had a short temper that I defused with joking. I kind of let it fly on here. I'm not asking to be unbanned or a second chance; I understand a moderators position on my being banned. I am 18, I have a lot to learn about being respectful, I think an apology is well deserved to all of you. My last thread was not directed at WF members specifically, I wanted to get out my inner angers of my job. Being a writer was never my dream, it is one of the few options I have as my agoraphobia keeps me computer bound; all physical activity I get is a weight set downstairs and a treadmill up stairs. It is the closest to going outdoors as I can come. I got sick of the way things were, I let loose on you guys and once again I am sorry. To those members that I flamed or trolled, I did not mean it personally, you are all a great community. Thanks for your time.
JD
Now, this is the story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air
In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suite case and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.
First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.
But wait, I hear the prissy, booze, whine, all that
Is this the type of place that they should send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air
Well uh, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet.
I just got here!
I sprang with the quickness, like lightening disappeared
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say is that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Man forget it' - 'Yo home to Bel Air'
I pulled up to the house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked to my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air