First person to make me llaugh gets

[rm@tag]

Oh, because your face is looking crumby! OOOOOOOOO SNAP!

 

[Drake]

I saw a Newt 2012 bumper sticker on a car today.

Didn't have the heart to tell them it seemed unlikely.

 

[crackp0t]

So two blondes and a pewep walk into a bar....

Two of the three end up dead and the remaining one is a sex offender.

 

[conjamuk]

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint?

A: Red paint.

Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

Dave.

Dave who?

Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.


Why do black people eat fried chicken?

Because it tastes good.

 

[cougarclaws]

I got this shit:

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Qt95KUOX_8"]How To Unblock A Toilet - YouTube[/ame]

 

[tomaszjot]

I wasted 2 hours already looking at that ass. Yet, I don't regret it. I never regret my time spent on contemplating the finest art.

 

[onkelmicha]

I don't really care about making you laugh, but you certainly made me laugh with the state programming champ so let me know where to mail you your gift certificate.

Dude he was easily the best at theorizing at his school...

 

[BilltheButcher]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0aee0Ydz74]Corky Get's Retarded! - YouTube[/ame]

 

[bigmoneyrob]

Yellow Pee Pee Monster!