First person to make me llaugh gets

[makerobosmarter]

2 hours of consulting.

I'm the state programming champ so if you've had an idea rolling around you wanna bounce around, hit me up.


I don't live in florida so non-competes can be signed and honored.


Just bored and a lil drunk!

 

[jfizzle]

state programming champ... lol

 

[eliquid]

pewep... how do I collect?

 

[mattseh]

How do I get my clients to not flake on me, so I don't have to sell unpaid for projects in wickedfire?

 

[tencentpiece]

I don't really care about making you laugh, but you certainly made me laugh with the state programming champ so let me know where to mail you your gift certificate.

 

[Suddenly_Ass]

 

[Zsaleem]

Where do I send you your free iPhone 5, for testing.

 

[EvilPenguin]

 

[Unarmed Gunman]

State Champ right there.

 

[makerobosmarter]

Evil Penguin is in the lead with a chuckle.

The rest of you are like major fail.

 

[makerobosmarter]

Holdup I'll up load a photo of my trophy.

Also, I believe I made my place with this thread. So please, show some respect to those greater and way more awesome than you.

http://www.wickedfire.com/shooting-shit/150759-does-anyone-need-help-aol.html

 

[mattseh]

Can we just pay you for consulting instead?

I need my heroku dyno autoscaler tested and any bugs squashed. Celery on these dynos btw, I'm just extending the Task class. Pretty simple stuff. Pay per second cloud resources FTW.

You do know python, right?

 

[makerobosmarter]

yeah, hit me up skype: arianarian25 .. I bought a thread in bts .. though. So anyone complains, this wasn't to get attention. It was really cuz I'm bored.

 

[DewChugr]

So two blondes and a pewep walk into a bar....

 

[mkultra]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruef7aYCEbc]Smell Yo Dick (Official Video) - YouTube[/ame]

 

[John P]

Step Brothers - lick my butthole - YouTube

 

[Yuma504]

2 hours of consulting.

I'm the state programming champ so if you've had an idea rolling around you wanna bounce around, hit me up.


I don't live in florida so non-competes can be signed and honored.


Just bored and a lil drunk!

 

[ItsYoBuddy]

i got one i got one! I've been saving this one for awhile because it's so good but I'll use it on you.

Did you have any cake this morning?

 

[makerobosmarter]

No, I did not

 

[ItsYoBuddy]

Oh, because your face is looking crumby! OOOOOOOOO SNAP!