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[(O_o)]

I have always been afraid of banks.
Andrew Jackson

"Who is the greater criminal: he who robs a bank or he who founds one?"

 

[(O_o)]

When the people fear the government, there is tyranny. When the government fears the people, there is liberty. - Thomas Jefferson

 

[xmcp123]

Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest.
-Denis Diderot

The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out for himself, without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane and intolerable, and so, if he is romantic, he tries to change it. And even if he is not romantic personally he is very apt to spread discontent among those who are.
-HL Mencken, Smart Set Magazine (December 1919)

 

[Dwight Schrute]

Quitters never win and winners never quit..

- Vince Lombardi

 

[Eves]

"Never miss an opportunity to go to the bathroom" - practical and straight to the point

 

[wezcountry]

one year from now you're going to wish you got started today.

 

[BluuueJammm]

Remember this day, men, for it will be yours for all time.

I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

You see in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.

 

[zainrizzo]

"Happiness isn't achieved by improving your quality of life. It's achieved by improving your perception of life."
- Anon

 

[Dr_Ngo]

"Most people have the will to win, few people have the will to prepare to win" - Bobby Knight

 

[jkfranz]

I have a dream......

 

[BlokBlok]

"Internet. Serious business." - Abraham Lincoln

 

[TylerDurden]

I used to think that rappin' at 38 was ill, but last year alone I grossed 38 mil'. ~ Jay-Z

 

[Uptime]

"You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend."

~ Richard Jeni

 

[dmnEPC]

If man werent to eat pussy than why did god make it in a taco shape?

Tell them anything just dont tell them the truth

The one with the gold makes the rules

 

[sixthcutuan]

"There is nothing like a dream to create the future."
"Greater than the tread of mighty armies is an idea whose time has come."
- Both Victor Hugo

"But I, being poor, have only my dreams;
I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams."
- End of a poem by Yeats

 

[ctfd1]

i'll either find a way or make one
-Hannibal Barca

 

[webnet]

There's a reason we have two ears and one mouth. We need to listen twice as much as talk.

 

[AcesHighNAJ]

Excuse me young lady, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

lol HALL PASS? yea good one

 

[MyOwnDemon]

If you're not wasted, a day is.

Welcome to Instant Rimshot

 

[craigmc]

Some people are like slinkys. Not much good for anything, but bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.