Make a quick stop by china town, they got everything you need. Just make sure you see some samples of previous work, some of those guys suck balls. If all you can find is shitty work, get one from a state like Utah, Kentucky, South Dakota, Alabama or Wyoming. Bouncers rarely see those and probably wouldn't be able to tell.
Better yet get one from Quebec.
Affiliate summit is weird on IDing, for sure. I got ID'd at the registration table at ASE Boston, but never got ID'd at any of the bars/parties I went to. They check ID to make sure you're the person actually on the registration, and they also check the date then. Some exhibitors serve alcohol, so it's necessary for that.Hit puberty.
Then, you won't get ID'd, faggot.
omg i´ve never seen his long nails lol