WTF. Why would you need to cancel? Couldn't you make back the money you spent by promoting it and earning money on sales referrals? Or is the product really that crappy? Maybe now we are starting to understand why the FTC is getting involved in the first place, because these "products" aren't worth anyone's time, even the people involved in making and/or selling it.
- I'm not wrinkly.
- I'm not fat.
- I don't have acne.
- I know my credit score.