EWA: Closing Our Doors

holy, not holly.

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We incurred massive losses due to non-paying merchants, combined with internal problems lead to a situation which needed an outside investor to help resolve. I spent upwards of a year seeking individuals and companies to invest into EWA
Anyone remember what advertisers didnt pay out EWA over a year ago? And why? Its highly suspect that this situation has caused the initial fall of EWA.

That leak from Gervitz said the "non-paying merchants" owed him $175,000.

That still left EWA some $750,000+ in the hole.

So what the fuck kind of "internal problems" cost $750,000?

So, why is his receivables only $175K when he owes $750K?

Something is really fishy..

Not being paid for leads. That money wont show up on there sheets because the advertiser is not paying them. Because supposedly, EWA broke TOS. And since EWA pays weekly, they couldn't take the hit.
 
Ouch... screwing old grandmas out of money is about the lowest you can go.

Screwing fat chicks who want to lose weight by popping a pill is one thing, but old ladies who probably just want to help their grandson pay for college or something? Not nice...
 
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Sadly momma porn, which is directly under Papa Eagle Porn is not working... Now I have heard of involving the whole family in a family run business, but this is taking it a little too far. I was going to say something else, but I am sure it's bad enough having your son drop out of College to create porn sites with your husband and to YEARS later continue promoting them online, when it's highly likely they are costing more money in registration fee's than they are bringing in, is trying enough on a mother.

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Fuck, they just took down their Facebook group.
Fuck, now I have no place to troll anymore.
Fuck, that means I have to get back to work.
 
Nope my father died last year of cancer. But please continue shooting your mouth of about whatever you want even if you have no clue about the background history. Reminds me of someone else who had a sweet mouth ... His name was Ryan Eagle.

Please somebody ban this guy before I do something drastic like sending a strongly worded private message
 
WTF Ryan, you banned me from the EWA Facebook group?

What the flip did thee just flipping gabble about me, thine miniscule bitch? I’ll have thee know I bested the most prestigious jousting class in the whole of Camelot, and I hath been involved in numerous secret marches on behalf of his Majesty, King Arthur, and I hath over 300 confirmed victories on horseback. I am trained in castle of Guerrilla warfare and I am indeed the highest ranking joustee in the entire land of Great Britannia. Thee are nothing to me but another false crossbearer. I will joust thine shambles with precision the likes of which hath never been observed in the King’s lands, mark my flipping words! Thou think thou can escape retribution by shouting that hogwash at me from afar? I implore thee to think again, peasant. As we converse I am contacting my secretive network of knights across the realm and thine footsteps are being traced right now, so thou best prepare thineself for the storm, pig-maggot! The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing thou call your armour. Thou art a flipping dead man. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill thou in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare lance. Not only am I extensively trained in mounted combat, but I hath access to the entire arsenal of the Kings Royal Army, and I shall use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable derriere off the face of the realm, thou miniscule feaces. If only thou could have foreseen what unholy retribution your little “clever” challenge was about to bring down upon thee, maybe thou would have held thee flipping tongue. But thou couldn’t, thou didn’t, and now thee art paying the price, you goddamn fool. I shall shit fury all over thou britches and thee will drown in it. Thou art flipping dead, child.
 
Nope my father died last year of cancer. But please continue shooting your mouth of about whatever you want even if you have no clue about the background history. Reminds me of someone else who had a sweet mouth ... His name was Ryan Eagle.

Word of advice. It is common knowledge now that you are the owner of a network. WickedFire is strictly about fucking around and because of that, you can very easily ruin your own business. Notice how we hear very little from other network owners around here? There is a reason, it is because there is no benefit in taking part of any of these conversations, there is only a downside. If you slip up in a single post, or even if you do not, someone will take what you wrote, twist it, and use it against you for another drama thread.

You have already been a victim of this once, just because you kept posting in a drama thread, so be wary of it happening again. Want to post around here? Create a new account, but keep your business account separate from your "opinion" account.
 
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Nope my father died last year of cancer. But please continue shooting your mouth of about whatever you want even if you have no clue about the background history. Reminds me of someone else who had a sweet mouth ... His name was Ryan Eagle.

A simple yes or no would of worked. Or nope, sadly my father is no longer with us. That said, hopefully I am still invited to the 1st class annual affiliate boating party I am really looking forward to it.

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Word of advice. It is common knowledge now that you are the owner of a network. WickedFire is strictly about fucking around and because of that, you can very easily ruin your own business. Notice how we hear very little from other network owners around here? There is a reason, it is because there is no benefit in taking part of any of these conversations, there is only a downside. If you slip up in a single post, or even if you do not, someone will take what you wrote, twist it, and use it against you for another drama thread.

You have already been a victim of this once, just because you kept taking part of a thread, so be wary of it happening again. Want to post around here? Create a new account, but keep your business account separate from your "opinion" account.

Dresden = Smaxor's troll account

HEARD IT HERE FIRST
 
Word of advice. It is common knowledge now that you are the owner of a network. WickedFire is strictly about fucking around and because of that, you can very easily ruin your own business. Notice how we hear very little from other network owners around here? There is a reason, it is because there is no benefit in taking part of any of these conversations, there is only a downside. If you slip up in a single post, or even if you do not, someone will take what you wrote, twist it, and use it against you for another drama thread.

You have already been a victim of this once, just because you kept posting in a drama thread, so be wary of it happening again. Want to post around here? Create a new account, but keep your business account separate from your "opinion" account.


This is not my business account, And trust me i know this place is mostly about fucking around. I was fucking around with him as well. My father left when I was 9, I do not really give a crap about him. Yeah he died last year but i didn't even go to his funeral. I was just fucking with Imbo55 like he always does towards me.

Thank you for your advice but trust me a new account would not matter, One post and Imbo55 will out me in a second lol

A simple yes or no would of worked. Or nope, sadly my father is no longer with us. That said, hopefully I am still invited to the 1st class annual affiliate boating party I am really looking forward to it.

Yes you are still invited. *fucker is going to be our bait*