Ever Gone Crazy or Had a Massive Crush on a Female Celeb?

Amy Winehouse...she looks like she'd be down for anything.

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GOT DAMN
 


How has nobody mentioned the bitch that graduated from Harvard while filming Episode I?

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Ain't no bitch as bad as Kate when she's on her game.

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I would drink that Diet Coke from her asshole if she wanted me to. And not just because I fucking love Diet Coke.

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Elizabeth Hurley back in the day, but I'm old
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And +1 on Zooey Deschanel
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^she looks like my wife :love-smiley-087:

and I guess I'm too old for Anne Hathaway; she reminds me of what a little sister would look like, if I had one
 
I know she's getting older, but I'd still like to give those babies a ride.

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