ELECTION OF THE POPE

They went with a Latino
prob cause they're the only ones idiotic enough to be still faithful to the religion of pedos. It's the only region where the catholic numbers have increased instead of decreased.
 


Unarmed Gunman said:
New Pope announced at 3:13 on 3/13/13?
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It's a conspiracy. Obviously Lukep is involved.

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But but but what about Peter da Roman? Da prophecy? Oh maybe the world wont end in our lifetimes after all.. and we aren't living in end times. Maybe we aren't as special as we thought we were..

So what's the next end of times prophecy for idiots to obsess over?

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Do they pick popes based on number of children molested? Of maybe they pick the guy that can keep the secret the longest. Every good pope knows "loose lips, sink ships"

Now the church can move forward, knowing that they solved the pedo problem.
 
Unarmed Gunman said:
I'm not a Catholic, but I'm eagerly awaiting this shit. Normally I wouldn't give a fuck but there is a very serious division in the Catholic Church between the traditionalists and the reformists.

The reformists are the ones that have been slowly taking over the church since the mid 60's and that's where you're getting most of the gay priests and child molesters etc from. Then you have the old school that recognizes all of the problems this "reform" movement has brought to the church and they want to clean house, expose/excommunicate all the teh gays and molesters and take the church back to a more traditional role.

There is a big book of secrets from years of internal (and external) investigations that's getting handed off to the new Pope, and depending on who that is will determine what gets done with that information. I'm not an expert on the prospective candidates, but from what I understand the traditionalists are lining up behind Angelo Scola. If he becomes Pope, we'll probably see a massive house cleaning of the Church and a lot of backlash from the media complaining about the Church "taking a step back" or some shit. You know the media would love nothing more than a transgendered Brazilian child molester to take over so anything less than that will be a disappointment.
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Until they allow these fucking priests to marry, fuck, and have kids, I don't see the pedo/faggot problems going away. Normal and heterosexual men aren't going to apply for a job where they are surrounded by children, can't fuck bitches, and can't breed. It makes no fucking sense.

I'll take this shit a step further.

This is the LY2 pedo/faggot suspect list:


  • boy scout leaders
  • male elementary school teachers
  • priests who can't marry and fuck
  • coaches of small children of any sport
  • male preschool teachers
  • anyone who's into pre-teen beauty pageants
Pretty sure I'm leaving a few off, but that should cover most of it.


If you're a dude and enjoy spending time around young children that are not yours, chances are you're up to no good.


Disagree? How many normal dudes do you know that enjoy hanging out with little kids?

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You want priests to marry and have their own kids? God damn havent they had enough kids already without poor kids being stuck with a priest 24/7
 
ly2 from WF said:
This is the LY2 pedo/faggot suspect list:


  • boy scout leaders
  • male elementary school teachers
  • priests who can't marry and fuck
  • coaches of small children of any sport
  • male preschool teachers
  • anyone who's into pre-teen beauty pageants
Pretty sure I'm leaving a few off, but that should cover most of it.
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List is pretty dead on, with the possible exception of coaches and that's only if their kid is actually on the team.
 
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