slippery ground you're on here ... where are you going to put the spoon if both hands are occupied?
Don't Piss Off A "Fat Boy" Affiliate Marketer
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slippery ground you're on here ... where are you going to put the spoon if both hands are occupied?
LOL good question, I'll see what I can figure out, and I'll pose in front of the minivan this time around.
Wow, the rump ranger himself has arrived...with a name like Stumpy, I'd refrain from posting...pussy!
This was entertaining for me to read. A+ thread, should be stickied. Reading this literature proved to be a constructive use of my time.
i dont care about the arguments on the interwebs but nicky is 100% right about the zoolander thing, and even more right about the H2 thing, i mean hey its your money spend it how you want but wtf, if you wanted to "kickass" you should have gotten a H1, or a nice full sized Pick-up. (pet peeve alert) why the fuck are people calling SUV's fucking trucks, a truck is a "semi-truck", large commercial vehical, a pick up is a small commuter vehical. ive been hearing that a lot and it fucking drives me nuts.
Well, in my defense, the Hummer was the prize I won for winning the CX Roll Like A Billionaire contest last year (didn't want the trip, the wife was pregnant and didn't want to travel). I guess I should have asked for an H1, but was 'limited' by the actual prize budget
Now I have another problem, I placed in the top 3 for the Azoogle Playboy Mansion contest, and my lovely wife said there is no way in hell I'm going to that place! Maybe I should start the bidding for that trip right now...any takers?
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Dude - your wife sounds like she sucks...
First she wants a $5k custom built 6 person bike, then she won't let you go to the Mansion for a party you worked hard and EARNED?
Seriously now...take a step back and look at the situation.
HEY LOOK THREE DUMBBELLS AND A HUMMER! JUST KIDDIN BRO.
This ^^. You always charge up front for a custom job. If the customer backs out, all of your costs are sunk. What are the odds you can find a second customer for a 6 seater bike?
I ran an online store. You experience is not relevant to this situation.
Restocking btw is the cost of your materials and labor to process the order, prep the good for shipment, process the return, and add it back into stock, with a small margin to cover for the shit that comes back used and unsellable because customers are fucking douchebags who lie and send back shit they broke for a refund.
That's exactly what I'm saying. It makes perfect sense for him to be charged for the bike before it's constructed. I'm not saying that "Mike" I think it was is in the right, oh no. He deserves to lose his bike building job... he can always fall back on his Lawyer skills.
Congrats, your thread now ranks #1 in google for "surrey bikes for fat boys."
And with this listing, you have managed to show the google searchers that:
-You're slightly overweight
-Your Hummer gets 8 miles per gallon
-You live across the street from a bus stop
-You are willing to pay $5000 for a bike
-The bike may or may not be homosexual
-You pull insults out of your ass anytime someone makes a comment that you feel is threatening
By the time people read through this thread, they won't even remember what the fuck it was supposed to be about in the first place.
And with this listing, you have managed to show the google searchers that:
-You're slightly overweight
-Your Hummer gets 8 miles per gallon
-You live across the street from a bus stop
-You are willing to pay $5000 for a bike
-The bike may or may not be homosexual
-You pull insults out of your ass anytime someone makes a comment that you feel is threatening
By the time people read through this thread, they won't even remember what the fuck it was supposed to be about in the first place.
Cakes?
You really should rel="nofollow" any link to them if you dont want all your links giving them link juice.
And I can see their point a bit. Canceling or returning anything always seems so weird to me. Once it is ordered, I consider it mine.
But the dude went off the deep end with trying to force you to keep it saying it is ordered and that you need to "enjoy your Surrey" like it is yours already when it is just a pile of tubes.
And I can see their point a bit. Canceling or returning anything always seems so weird to me. Once it is ordered, I consider it mine.
But the dude went off the deep end with trying to force you to keep it saying it is ordered and that you need to "enjoy your Surrey" like it is yours already when it is just a pile of tubes.
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