Don't mess with a black widow.

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nachoninja said:
baby jesus will save the boy who was bitten with a small miracle
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mir⋅a⋅cle /ˈmɪr
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kəl/ [mir-uh-kuh
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l] –noun

1. The act of placing no less than $20 in the offering plate every Sunday for 6 months prior to the incident.†
2. The act of giving no less than three (3) blow jobs to various priests, pastors, or ministers.*
3. The act of engaging in anal intercourse with not less than one (1) priest, pastor, or minister.*

†Subject automatically agrees to donate not less than $20 per Sunday for the remainder of his life to church where said 'miracle' takes place.To stop paying would be a sin, and would constitute repossession of said 'miracle'.
*Must be under the age of 14 to take advantage of these offers. Must be of the male persuasion. Must agree not to tell anyone - especially your parents... To tell would be a sin, and would constitute repossession of said 'miracle'.


Origin:
1125–75; ME miracle, miracul (< OF miracle) < L mīrāculum, equiv. to mīrā(rī) to wonder at + -culum -cle 2
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Hmm, I have black widows down in the south of France when I go there.

I just hate those things, but the myth about them being deadly is quite funny. Although I think they could be deadly if they bite you on the neck, near the temples, etc.
 
AceOfSpades said:
Hmm, I have black widows down in the south of France when I go there.

I just hate those things, but the myth about them being deadly is quite funny. Although I think they could be deadly if they bite you on the neck, near the temples, etc.
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From what i hear, they can only kill a baby.
 
rawbones said:
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W. T. F.

Heh, I saw the big "CAMEL SPIDERS" then I saw the pic and I was like OMG that's terrifying WTF is that? Surely that's from a movie or something but regardless I'm going to have nightmares...and then I saw the "You didn't need to sleep anyway" HA!
 
So yesterday when I was brushing my teeth with the water on a spider crawled up out of the drain and ran around and around the top of the plug. It's like it was doing a "HA! I'm invincible! " victory dance.


Turns out he went down the drain just fine after screaming and cursing at it and then dumping cup fulls of water on him.
 
turbolapp said:
So yesterday when I was brushing my teeth with the water on a spider crawled up out of the drain and ran around and around the top of the plug. It's like it was doing a "HA! I'm invincible! " victory dance.


Turns out he went down the drain just fine after screaming and cursing at it and then dumping cup fulls of water on him.
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uhuhuuhuhuhuuhuhu....... reminds me of this scene-

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSOHkcyllxY&feature=related]YouTube - Arachnophobia Spider/Bathing Scene[/ame]
 
So I guess the kid is okay, sick, but okay. I just saw one of his little friends outside and they said he spent the night in the hospital and now he's staying at his dad's house for a few days until he gets better.
 
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