Don't lie, you actually like this



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Today is Friday. Yesterday was Thursday. Fun fun fun!

What Mommy and Daddy can buy you...
 
You know what's sad? I honestly knew exactly what I was coming to when I clicked the link. the song is so shitty it forces you to remember it.
 
I thought it was supposed to be a parody, a humorous comment on the state of the music industry, but apparently not. Just a bunch of rich, talentless kids paying through the teeth to be treated like a popstar for a few hours: Ark Music Factory
 
Apparently Ark Music actually produces a very wide range of music:

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioOEBdIgQ5g"]YouTube - Abby Victor-Crush On You (Official Video)[/ame]
 
Apparently Ark Music actually produces a very wide range of music:

YouTube - Abby Victor-Crush On You (Official Video)


[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2y_hp7TfBm4]YouTube - Sarah Maugaotega - Take it Easy (Official Music Video)[/ame]

OMFG HAHAHHAHA

basically little rich girls that beg their parents to pay or a video so they can try and get some fame and ark ads autotune and professional video rofl. GOOD GIG MAKING BANK OFF SKITTLES
 
I looked into Ark a little more and this is pretty fucking ingenious.

Sell the dream of being a pop star, get rich parents to overpay to get a pretty shitty song + music video, spend enough money on promotion that the tween thinks she's famous, and bank hard.