Decided to make an honest women out of my girl

[Rage9]

^^^ There's obviously more to that story. No court orders a man to pay more than 100% of his after-tax income in alimony and then throws him in jail when he can't pay it.

Believe it or not, it can and does happen. Although it may be a little complicated but what happens is they set the alimony at a point where he's making a bunch of money. Then shit turns south and he's not making as much money and the court won't change the ruling. I've seen retarded shit like this before.

Edit: what crackp0t said

 

[JakeStratham]

This kid is learning early...

 

[ly2 from WF]

not really. i could never stay with one girl because there's too many hot chicks out there. i'm always looking for something better.

$20 says this nigga is 30 years old and lives in parents basement; beats off the youporn nightly

^_^

 

[ly2 from WF]

 

[Instrumentalist]

Damn don't listen to all the haters. Even if you guys don't support marriage at least support the guy.

Congrats!

 

[tspesh]

And then she takes all your shit, which you won't mind since the point is apparently to give her whatever she wants.

You're raising the price of p*ssy.

Edit: Also, congrats and good luck.

You're an idiot.

 

[GerardWon]

Good luck Joe!















































PS: Don't fuckin do it dude. I'm fuckin serious you'll destroy the relationship. Just live with her -- the idea that you can walk at anytime will keep you two on your game.

 

[ly2 from WF]

I NEED THE GOVERNMENT TO GIVE ME A PIECE OF PAPER TO VALIDATE MY RELATIONSHIP PLOX

 

[adionline]

Good luck. Marriage is scary. She better be worth it.

 

[dogfighter]

You're an idiot.

I'm an idiot who doesn't have to schedule alimony hearings into his calendar and you're a genius with a dry dick and empty pockets. Enjoy that.

:love-smiley-086:

 

[Dwight Schrute]

ITT: Neckbeards fapping silently and who are forever alone.

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[tspesh]

I'm an idiot who doesn't have to schedule alimony hearings into his calendar and you're a genius with a dry dick and empty pockets. Enjoy that.

:love-smiley-086:

I'm not even married dipshit.

 

[efeezy]

Congrats man. You're doing the right thing.

These phaggots are just mad that same sex marriages aren't legal in their states, so they can't get married even if they wanted to.

 

[ThePresident]

Add a picture of her and make this thread into a poll.

Get some real advice.

 

[peacestone]

Do yourself a favor and have your bachelors party at least 1 week before the wedding. I had mine like 2 nights before and had alcohol poisoning for the rehearsal - fiancee and future mother and law were about to kill me a day before the wedding.

Also if you are in NY - I recommend Montreal for the bachelors party. What the strippers do there is strictly illegal in the US.

Congrats!

 

[faceblogger]

Congratulations!

Marriage is one of the greatest things happen in life. Go ahead and enjoy! Yeah fuck haters!

 

[JanJanX]

cute thread

 

[Aznxmtg]

She's been with me at my lowest and while I balled like a rock star.

This made me cried. That is the one, man. The right choice! Congrats!

 

[Russ86]

Maybe I'm being retarded, but you've been with her for 7 years and you probably live together. That's basically married already. Go for it...at the very least it'll make her feel good.

Retarded, yes. The problem with this logic is that marriage changes the entire dynamic of the relationship.. In a bad way. Like it or not, probably one of the main reasons they have been together for 7 years is because they have not tied the knot.

 

[ly2 from WF]

Retarded, yes. The problem with this logic is that marriage changes the entire dynamic of the relationship.. In a bad way. Like it or not, probably one of the main reasons they have been together for 7 years is because they have not tied the knot.

Because marriage gives them power. When women get power...bad things happen to the marriage a lot of the time. I don't know why people get married, makes no sense at all.

You're so insecure about your relationship that you need to have the government give you a piece of fucking paper telling you your relationship is real? What? Why? Why fuck with a relationship that is perfectly fine? It's working, everyone is happy, why can't that be enough?