DAMN YOU AUTO CORRECT!!!!

uhm, circuit city went out of business a couple of years ago. not quite sure what sale you went to.

OMG I have so many of these. Sneaky fast texts to other teachers during the day result in some funny shit. The best one was when I typed out a quick note to a client first thing in the morning that made no sense at all thanks to autocorrect. At least it was gibberish - nothing horrifying, and he understood completely. He has an iPhone, too.

Speaking of which, do y'all know about Circuit City's sale? Apparently trading in the old iPhone will give you a new one (16 GB, I believe) for $24. Not bad if you're holding on the old one.
 


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Anyone find themselves hatin' on the site's success even more than finding the pics funny?
 
Jon, this made my fucking week during a hard-ass time I'm going through. If you lived near me I would give you the best surprise butt secks ever. Thank you.
 
This is exactly why i disabled autocorrect on my phone

Pretty hilarious though.
 
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edit: The masturbating cherries is my favorite so far too. The mom must have been mortified. But yeah, that's one way to make sure no one goes near the bowl.