"Well, what am I supposed to do now? I've got your face tattooed on my arm!"
Reminds me of a friend of mine that was on active duty with me. He started fucking this girl just because of proximity and we were about to be deployed. 2 or 3 days before we left, she got his name tattooed over her boob (disgusting, IMO).
For an ENTIRE YEAR he got letters from her that ran the entire spectrum...one day it would be all "I love you!" and the next would be "I fucked 2 guys at once last night because I hate you!"
We all looked forward to those letters. They were funny as hell.