Cool layoff letter in Obama age

[golan]

 

[ShadowCaster]

 

[igl00]

what a coincidence he needed to let go 60 and found exactly 60

anyways good one!

 

[jstover77]

 

[fixie]

snopes.com: Obama Bumper Sticker Layoff

 

[EricVonDoobie]

From: Grandpa
To: EricVonDoobie
Subject: RE: FWD: FWD: FWD: HILARIOUS Obama bumper sticker layoff letter!!!1

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[jryan21]

Yes, I always congratulate myself in 3rd person at the top of my layoff letters.

 

[-joe-]

Yes, I always congratulate myself in 3rd person at the top of my layoff letters.

It always helps as well if you admit to breaking the law in them, so you can help your employees out when they sue you.

EDIT: My bad, looks like wrongful dismissal law is on a state-by-state basis there.

 

[ShadowCaster]

Yes, I always congratulate myself in 3rd person at the top of my layoff letters.

Oh, then I'm not the only one that does that. Awesome!

 

[greenleaves]

He is such a great leader, judging people by their political views rather than their contribution to the company. Wanna be lazy? Vote republican and you won't get fired, he'll be too busy firing the democrats.

And what he is doing is especially important because if Reps win, there will be so much change for the better. The guy is a freaking genius. I predict great things in his future.

 

[quintana]

I like how the CEO is so proud of the company that he doesn't refer to it by its name.

 

[hellblazer]

lots of butthurt up in here

 

[b_sun]

I LIKE HOW IT HAS TO BE TRUE BECAUSE ITS ON THE INTERWEBS.