Contract of Wifely Expectations

[joe]

Sicko Marriage Contract One For The Ages - February 17, 2006

He gets very specific.

 

[Jdog]

Geez. Home boy knows what he wants.

 

[DruSam]

sounds like a sick bastard.

 

[geyer]

The guy's kind of stupid. If you look at his system of "good behaviour days" earned, she could earn a lot more "off" days than most normal relationships would have.

 

[chrislingle]

I see nothing wrong with his system, good to let your bitch know what is expected of her!



I kid, I kid!

 

[fenryr]

uhm that's kinda sick..and kinda funny heh

 

[Deliguy]

What a psycho!

There isn't a punishment big enough for that guy.

 

[illusion]

There isn't a punishment big enough for that guy.

Course there is, cut off his dick and give him an old fashioned drill lobotomy

Works everytime

 

[MisterX]

Idiotic. As if you can't pull it off without a lame ass contract...

 

[Charlie]

She gets to wear longer skirts for church though

 

[Ted]

I went to a wedding where they wrote their own vows, the one that sticks in my mind is that the groom promised to take out the garbage every tuesday night until death do us part

 

[illusion]

I went to a wedding where they wrote their own vows, the one that sticks in my mind is that the groom promised to take out the garbage every tuesday night until death do us part

Now that is some committment, I mean shit I couldn't do that, not even for my own girl

 

[gillian]

I think this dude is looking for a mail-order bride who's so desperate to get married by a certain age that she'd adhere to any garbage he gives her. ASKING for these things might actually go a long way and maybe you won't get your ass thrown in jail...

 

[pyrhho]

What I wanna know is how do you marry that fucker, and NOT NOTICE that something might be up?!?