Condoms Prevent Minivans

[PunchMyFace]

 

[hectic]

 

[ChrisS]

Haha this thread just keeps getting better and better.

 

[JohnCJackson]

I don't see why anyone would buy a minivan, kids or not. I have kids, no fucking minivan.

 

[hectic]

Minivans make you cool, man. Like a fucking living room on wheels.

 

[McFunk]

LOL! That's pretty funny :food-smiley-010:

 

[ZeroOne]

some of us like minivans by choice

some of us like being pussy whipped by choice

 

[FerrisHilton]

true said chris

orly? even more lulz

 

[GreeLee]

I don't see why anyone would buy a minivan, kids or not. I have kids, no fucking minivan.

I just bought one of these for a little under $50k and I love it. The thing is a beast. Just yesterday I embarrassed a young punk in a Mustang w/ his girlfriend. He tried to beat me off the line at a stop light, because the road narrowed into a single lane. He screeched his tires as soon as the light turned green. I just eased the accelerator down like I was on a Sunday afternoon drive, and shot right past him w/ ease.