Bump. This makes me laugh every time:
Three guys die in a car crash and go to hell. Satan greets them at the gates of hell and tells them that if they spend the next 100 years doing what they love most and learn a lesson from it, he will give them a new chance at life.
Satan asks the first guy what his major sin was, and the guy says he was an alcoholic. He drank way too much, too often. Satan then locks the first guy in a room filled with tons of alcohol. This guy will never run out.
Next satan turns to the second man asks him what sin caused him to be sent to hell, and the man says he had too much sex. He used girls all the time and had a different one every night. Satan opens this man’s door to the sight of hundreds and hundreds of beautiful and naked women. As the women pull the smiling man into the room, Satan closes and locks the door.
Satan then asks the last guy what his sin was, and the guy replies that he was a pothead. So Satan locks this man in a room filled with every strain imaginable, plus an awesome collection of bongs and pipes. The man runs into the room with wide open eyes as Satan shuts the door and locks him in.
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One hundred years later Satan unlocks and opens the first man’s door. The alcoholic stumbles out, covered in booze and his own puke, screaming “I’ll never drink again!” Satan gives him a new chance at life.
Next Satan unlocks and opens the second man’s door, and the man runs out of the room exclaiming “I’m gay! I’m gay! I’ll never use another woman again!” and Satan gives him is second chance.
Finally Satan unlocks and opens the third door. He looks inside to see the stoner sitting cross-legged in the center of the room, with all the wonderful weed growing around him. When the stoner hears Satan enter he looks up, and with a single tear running down his cheek he asks, “hey man, you got a light?”