Bribe

agentmart

agentmart

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What would be your opening line to bribe a midle management employee for a contract ?

To make it more difficult:

He's not drunk/drinking with you.
You barely know him.

Hiring a stripper to take an envelope to his hotel room for a "blowjob & bribe" is off the list.

10$ - for best answer (I suppose we can vote after)
 


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Look, you want something from me and I want something from you. DOD D-base 128 bit encryption. Possible?
 
Want to make some paper?

How do you like (whatever sports team in your area)? I will give you season passes if you get this contract signed.

Do you like steak and lobster? If you're free over the weekend I'd like to take you to a steak house and give you a nice reach around after we're done eating.
 
Did I win? I boy I hope I win! I need the 10 dollars to get the new Pizza Hut 10 dollar deal!
 
lol no I heard Americans are guided by a different moral compass ...they dont go down the same slippery slope like us in the rest of the world ...besides their government doesnt like competition...
 
this is weak. i wanna at least wait till tommorow.

fuck i miss dominos pizza ... i wonder if pepperoni would make it ok with overnight FEDEX to Europe...
 
waiting! >

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EPIC movie!
 
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And did I win??

I want TWO motherfucking Hot and Ready pizza's from Little Caesars!!

Beat that you Domino's and Pizza Hut hippies!
 
What you really have to do is spy on the guy and find out his darkest secrets. Then blackmail him to do whatever you want. Really, it works.
 
strictlyPPC said:
What you really have to do is spy on the guy and find out his darkest secrets. Then blackmail him to do whatever you want. Really, it works.
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This. You absolutely need to do a background check on the fucker if you don't know anything at all about him. You can then decide how to proceed based on the available information (blackmail, or implementing the hookers/alcohol/coke whatever). Like someone's sig "opportunities multiply as they're seized" :rolleyes:

Edit: A DIY/free way to do this would be to get a RAT on his computer. Read his email, check his facebook etc. His closest associates maybe easier to corrupt and influence him. This is highly illegal of course, but so is bribery.
 
agentmart said:
What would be your opening line to bribe a midle management employee for a contract ?

To make it more difficult:

He's not drunk/drinking with you.
You barely know him.

Hiring a stripper to take an envelope to his hotel room for a "blowjob & bribe" is off the list.

10$ - for best answer (I suppose we can vote after)
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If you are to commit a crime, please post a question asking how to commit the crime on a public forum. Make sure to be using an internet connection you paid for with your credit card to make it extra easy to catch you.
 
greenleaves said:
If you are to commit a crime, please post a question asking how to commit the crime on a public forum. Make sure to be using an internet connection you paid for with your credit card to make it extra easy to catch you.
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Lol'd. OP should probably go to zoklet.net or bombshock with this crap.
 
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