Bloodthirsty Karate Monkeys!

ChrisS

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Taekwondo monkeys attack trainer - Telegraph

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When I was in Bali one of those fuckers jumped on my head and wouldn't get off. The park rangers told me all I could do was keep walking which would eventually make the monkey want to jump off. Well, I walked around for like 5 minutes before the little bastard jumped off.

I'm not quite sure whether the rangers were just having a laugh at my expense or not.
 
When I was in Bali one of those fuckers jumped on my head and wouldn't get off. The park rangers told me all I could do was keep walking which would eventually make the monkey want to jump off. Well, I walked around for like 5 minutes before the little bastard jumped off.

I'm not quite sure whether the rangers were just having a laugh at my expense or not.

In India those bastards are so used to humans they have no problems stealing or getting aggressive with you if you don't let them have their way.
 
At one point the monkey trainer grabbed a staff to hit the monkeys, only to find himself facing a stick-brandishing monkey that cracked him over the head.

Ahahahahahaha, that's classic.
 
Wait so are there gonna be monkey prisons soon? hahaahahah, im jk they need to be relocated into an applicable environment (man made if a natural one can't be found where they survive)