Just tell your accountant that you believe your needs have expand beyond their expertise, you are not using them this year however will consider them in the future.
You: Listen, I want to talk to you about something.
Him: Sure, what is it?! I've almost completed your 2010 tax return by the way!
You: About that...
Him: There's somebody else, isn't there...?
You: It's not you, it's me.
Him: Who is it?
You: I met him through my friend Berto on WF, the gay webmaster forum.
Him: So how long has this been going on?
You: A few weeks now. It's almost April after all.
Him: [Sob, sob...]
You: He can do things I never thought possible, things you never wanted to do. You should see the size of his refund, I mean it's huge.
Or, you could just say something along the lines of "I won't be working with you anymore."
I've considered lying, telling him I moved or something but it seems so underhanded. Best advice so far in this thread has been telling them that I found someone who specializes in affiliate marketing.
Then again, he might be offended less if I told him I left the country. Decisions decisions.
You: He can do things I never thought possible, things you never wanted to do. You should see the size of his refund, I mean it's huge.
You: Listen, I want to talk to you about something.
Him: Sure, what is it?! I've almost completed your 2010 tax return by the way!
You: About that...
Him: There's somebody else, isn't there...?
You: It's not you, it's me.
Him: Who is it?
You: I met him through my friend Berto on WF, the gay webmaster forum.
Him: So how long has this been going on?
You: A few weeks now. It's almost April after all.
Him: [Sob, sob...]
You: He can do things I never thought possible, things you never wanted to do. You should see the size of his refund, I mean it's huge.
Or, you could just say something along the lines of "I won't be working with you anymore."
Why has no one addressed the fact that you're dumping your good accountant for someone who you haven't worked with because they have more "edge?" Taxes is not some place you need edge, it's a place where you need conservative anal retentive nerds who consistently do good uneventful work.