Banner Blindness - VC Funding Wanted, Are You Kidding

[mattaw]

Okay, so I think bannerblindess wins as the most ridiculous site ever. He seems to want $5 mil, which he says he'll turn into $100 million. That's the craziest thing I've heard in a long time, he's such a tool. You also have to pay $20k to come in and observe him work or some shit.

"We require a non-refundable $20,000 deposit to enter our office and observe the company for 1 full day (9-5 PM CST). You can ask whatever questions you would like throughout the day to anyone in the office."

Are you kidding me?

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One day he'll wake up, and realize he's crazy.

Credit to zero1two for showing me this crap

 

[ZeroOne]

Made my day.

 

[loyolabenson]

Made my day.

oh shit, they will go to Gibsons! You must be a High Roller to be able to afford $40 steaks!

 

[Dullspace]

A perfect example of someone that knows nothing about the venture industry.

 

[AdHustler]

Banner Blindness is a straight up retard.

 

[subigo]

"We now have two high-speed Internet connections."

Ballin'

 

[Bofu2U]

"Yawn"

 

[productionhead]

I feel really bad for the idiots that are working for him

 

[sgtryan]

ohhh shit big timer big timing it

 

[gigidawg]

I love to suck donkey cock.


(I also love to spam forums)

 

[vinny lingo]

I feel really bad for the idiots that are working for him

He has employees? Those poor bastards.

 

[sumitdhawan09]

Hello friends,

Why he think can get funding of venture capitalist in this credit enviroment. I think he crazy.

Is he not person who post stupid boring video? I think even site of spinning penis better to look at then videos he put.

Good luck bros

 

[barman]

If you want $5 mil put on a fucking suit at least, and get in a room that doesn't look like your mom's den.

 

[audax]

"I want your $20mil. Call this number and leave a message."

 

[davej]

As someone who has pitched a startup to multiple silicon valley VC's, I can tell you that this is definitely not the way to do it. NO reputable VC firm will pay 20k for a pitch.

 

[kblessinggr]

If you want $5 mil put on a fucking suit at least, and get in a room that doesn't look like your mom's den.

Rent a corporate conference room or some shit

 

[ROIShareTeam]

What kills me about that video is how he was giving orders to his "employees" to go get pizza, and then he makes a "business" call at the end, in which he leaves a voicemail. Like what?

 

[stockfire]

Soon he's going to realise... You get rich by concentrating on one thing, and learning to do it extremely well.

Not running a mess of a company, who wheel and deal to make 500 bucks.

 

[allco]

I agree the video kind of rubbed me like a charity telethon looking for donations with volunteers helping out. Not like a business with a viable plan/model which has reached a certain level of success and is showing positive growth and mass potential.

Spending most of the time reading off the monthly expenses, and barely touching upon the goal of the business.

What I think I got out of it is that they're just building websites and outsourcing the (labour) work to 3rd world nations.

Also, leaving the message at the end - is like the other party wants to avoid the call, after checking call display.

 

[jeanpaul1979]

That looks like a really bad episode from the apprentice.