*** ASW - Postwhore Contest #3!! ***

[Jon]

So many questions to ask.

 

[Jon]

So little answers to give.

 

[Jon]

Goddamnit.

 

[Jon]

I need some new designers on my staff.

 

[Jon]

And some reliable and good programmers.

 

[Jon]

Who work for free or dirt cheap.

 

[Jon]

And work long hours.

 

[Jon]

And do whatever I ask.

 

[Jon]

However unethical or illegal it may seem.

 

[Jon]

Is no one listening?!

 

[Jon]

We've officially exceeded most other smaller or new webmaster forums in user activity.

 

[Jon]

We may have a lower post count than EF, but we have more people online at any given time than they do!

 

[Jon]

That'll show them!

 

[Jon]

Fuck yeah!

 

[Jon]

Look at me!

 

[Jon]

I'm just another postwhore!

 

[Jon]

Posting alone.

 

[Jon]

0wning up some pages.

 

[Jon]

Aww yeah!

 

[Jon]

There is no way someone is reading these pages.