Are You A Narcissist?



I scored 21 lol.

Truthfully, I think I'm smart. No...I think I'm a fucking genius. I have a nearly photographic memory when it comes to shit I actually want to remember. I always scored > than the 99th percentile in most IQ and developmental tests. John Hopkins wanted me to participate in their gifted students program but my parents were too poor to afford it. I get all As in school. Period. The only Bs I got was when I was chasing women and drinking my *ASS* off all semester. Yep, I got 2 Bs. Lol. I'm doing Computer Science and Physics too lol.

I started an online business and if it wasn't due to my personality flaws (which I am trying to work on - primarily alcoholism, being fucking lazy and smoking and I'm pretty sure I'm close to correcting them) I'd be balling even harder. That was a massive ego stroke, especially since I saw everyone else around me slaving away or poor as shit lol.

I look good. I genuinely am a handsome guy.

I have a big dick. It really is big, honestly. I have made every girl I'm with cum when fucking.

And I'm black.

Why the fuck wouldn't I be conceited?
 
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Your Total: 19

Between 12 and 15 is average.
Celebrities often score closer to 18.
Narcissists score over 20.
Because you scored 18 or higher, you may want to check out the symptoms of narcissistic personality disorder.
 
I'm pretty sure I'm stuck with it, although I'm trying to be more aware of the ways it manifests itself in my day to day life so that I can not be quite as much of an asshole to the people who inexplicably care about me.

^^this. I scored 20. Would have been over 30 about a year ago. I took a proper personality test (not online) last summer and the tester was like woah, niiice! Good luck with that. :)

I know someone who got diagnosed with 4 different personality disorders lol. She's a complete mess in life - trying hard, but it all goes to shit for her. Over and over again. Interestingly, she's not a narcissist.

Good luck, bros.
 
I think it's important to have some of these qualities if you want to succeed in a world like the one we live in today. Being too much of a narcissistic prick will cause cognitive dissonance in the people you're around the most
 
Your Total: 25
Between 12 and 15 is average.
Celebrities often score closer to 18.
Narcissists score over 20.
Because you scored 18 or higher, you may want to check out the symptoms of narcissistic personality disorder.

Quite sure everyone at WF will be a narcissist in some form, purely because they're working for themselves - which means you strive for more than to work for someone else / to be your own boss.

Most CEO's and such of big companies are narcissists - it's practically a requirement of the job. If you weren't you wouldn't be able to effectively lead. Someone has to take responsibility and power in the end.