"Arbitrage is like ..........

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eyekon1

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........Having Sex, Searching for Love and Finding the G-Spot..."




(bored, thought i'd share some thoughts about arbi...probably wont make any sense....but wutever..)



Here we goooooo....


- To a virgin trying to get laid is like a arbi noob finding and learning about arbitrage.

- Fininding a great high paying niche, low competition and great keywords is like finding a chick with a nice face, big tits and a nice ass.

The only thing different is that with a hot chick you want everyone to know you have her, with a niche, you dont want anyone to know she exists.

- Paying others to make arbi sites is like paying for sex. lol :)

- Testing and tweaking your arbi sites is like a virgin-noob trying to find the G-spot

- Making a ton of arbi sites is like trying to fuck as many bitches as you can, unless you find your "soul-mate" which means you found that one niche that makes you a shitload of money....even then, you still want to go out and fuck more bitches. Because your still horny, (for money)

- Testing and tweaking your text and ad placement is like trying out new and different sex positions

- Using different templates for your arbi sites is like introducing sex-toys when you have sex, you'll try out new things and gadgets just to make her cum.

- Finding good content for your arbi site is like being able to spit really good game (smooth talk) to a chick hoping to get her into bed with you (getting her to click on your ad)

- Blackhat SEO is like having sex with no condom.

- Getting banned from Adsense and or Search engines is like having a rumour about you having a bad case of STD's

- Guys like Jon and Shoemoney are like famous porn stars.

- Tweaking and testing your sites to get that high ctr is like finding that sweet G-spot, and when she cums, you get paid. (hopefully she keeps cumming for a long time)

- The Wicked Fire Forums is like your Kama Sutra Sex Book Manual

- Insurance, Credit Cards, Mesothelioma, Ringtones and Stock Investments Niches......are all high priced hoes, almost everyone has had one.

- When you finally have an army of arbi sites, you feel like a pimp.



peace out homies...
EYEKON1
 


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