took a bide ride on my lunch break today, stopped at tourmaline to stare at the teenie-boppers laying out on the beach, look to my right, BOOM:

I swore you were going to post a pic of a giant fat chick, but no - literally a pig.
That's a lunch break?
Sure beats how I remember it
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Lol at the pig just chillin' on the dunes
And the teenyboppers (?) he was there to stare at? No pics.
Not happy about this.
I thought you were talking about this:
'Fatkini' photo gallery is a surprise web hit | The Sun |Woman
more like take op's mom to the beach day amirite?
I was going to surf Tourmy today, but dude that wind was just ruining the waves.
Man, I'd have spear hunted that boar and had it for lunch. Great looking boar. Juicy, thick. solid. thight.
Ralph was puzzled and searched Simon’s face for a clue.
“It’s so big, I mean—”
Simon nodded.
“All the same. You’ll get back all right. I think so, anyway.”
Some of the strain had gone from Ralph’s body. He glanced at the sea
and then smiled bitterly at Simon.
“Got a ship in your pocket?”
Simon grinned and shook his head.
“How do you know, then?”
When Simon was still silent Ralph said curtly, “You’re batty.”
Simon shook his head violently till the coarse black hair flew backwards
and forwards across his face.
“No, I’m not. I just you’ll get back all right.”
For a moment nothing more was said. And then they suddenly smiled
at each other.