Anyone thinking of committing crimes to make money?

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Crimes4cash has landed me in jail twice. Thankfully I grew the fuck up.

Smart people don't need to commit crimes to get paid.

IMO this is a pretty silly topic considering we're on possibility one of the most lucrative forums on the entire planet, and here you're talking about putting on black leather gloves. I must be missing something..


jdomaha said:
Crime is ridiculously easy.

Criminals get caught mainly because they commit crimes of passion, of impulse, of stupidity. Other than that, they get caught because they tell people who tell other people. Sometimes it's just bad luck (meaning bad planning).

A smart criminal can get away with things indefinitely.
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I've heard this a lot, and logically it seems pretty reasonable. But life isn't a straight line, and it never will be even for the smartest criminals. To put it simply, shit happens.

It's the "wild card" events not part of your plan that will fuck you up and get you busted - even the smartest criminals.
 


_poto_ said:
start growing weed... sell it to strippers... get paid and laid...

make enough money to buy and/or build some legit businesses and then stop selling weed... also stop dating strippers... trust me, strippers can be a lot of fun, but the drama gets old after a while...

this has enough info to get you started:
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Damn I thought that was a tutorial on how to date strippers.
 
jdomaha said:
A smart criminal can get away with things indefinitely.
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No entirely true. They can avoid getting caught but if they want to scale (bigger scores) they will eventually draw the attention of more and more government agencies. If that happens, the heat might be too much for them to get away from the big money deals.

That is unless you define a smart criminal as being as being conservative in the crimes he commits. :jester:
 
Martin Bowling, an online blogger, SEO etc. gets sent to jail earlier this month for 3 years for credit card fraud $4500 on cigars, bowls for his 4 cats. etc.

There is already a free Martin Bowling campaign going on.

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The Charleston Gazette - West Virginia News and Sports - News - Backers try to free jailed computer whiz 

Crazy stuff
 
Anyone considering doing crime for cash doesn't have their priorities straight.

Time is the most valuable asset you'll ever have. Most people only realize that when they're in jail crying for their now soon to be ex to not leave them, their freedom ripped out, and nothing left to do but to think how much of an idiot you were. Cash? Fuck it. I'd rather sleep on a park bench than risk a few years in jail.

You can't really work on the future if you're spending your time washing dishes for 0.10c an hour, and in between shifts being fist pumped in the ass while bubba's telling you not to bite. The time you'll spend in there could of easily been used to make a living online.

If you even think you're good, smart, and untouchable; it's exactly that cockiness arrogant attitude that's going to make you slip up.
 
great line from 3rd rock officer don, something like "If you commit a crime Tommy, there's a 2% chance you'll be caught. And if you're caught, there's a 1% chance you'll go to trial. And if it comes to a trial, there's a 5% chance you'll be convicted. Crime just isn't worth it, Tommy"
 
You don't "make money" committing crime, you make new boyfriends..

Bobo - do you need a new boyfriend?
 
large scale white collar crime is worth it, like making tens of mills and spending a few years in jail. its ok

but overall, no its not worth it at all

u will always get caught because your luck will run out.

ive experiences the money, cars, watches, drugs, women, lifestyle, its not worth going to jail for trust me.

id rather be homeless on a beach surfing all day, fucking college chicks and tourists
 
Yeah a couple of times there have been routes in AM with spamming (actual mail spam) that I could have gone down to make easy money. Hell I was talking to hubby about it the other night but I just have to slap myself and say "You've got it good enough as it is, don't get greedy" I mean I do gray stuff but there's no actual law that I'm breaking on line and I intend to keep it that way.
 
i wanna be part of a heist like oceans 11 or heat not for the $$ just for the ..words escaping me at the moment...i guess adrenaline but thats not the best word for it
 
bobomonkey said:
I'm not saying I will do it... but I have to admit I've been thinking of engaging in criminal activity in order to pay my bills.

lol... dressed like a ninja and stealing diamonds with leather gloves and shit.

I wonder how many people are sitting around right now plotting crimes..
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I don't know of anywhere where false advertising is legal. That doesn't stop people around here from running GirlsnameWeightLoss, etc.
 
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