Bright red tomatoes, artisanal gourmet brunches, sidewalk cafe chilling on every street, real train system, fresh air with a lack of diesel overtones, overzealous use of pink hair coloring, scary tattooed jet black haired gaffa taped punk mofos who out of the blue buy *me* a train ticket when they see the machine won't take my card, bicycles as a primary mode of local transport and bike lanes winding through and around the 46% of the city that is green or water, English as an unofficial second-first language, world's best electronic music scene that starts Friday and ends never, closest cafe (betahaus.de) filled with 25 laptop toting hipsters working on their e-businesses (3 in the treehouse mezzanine), flat whites on the menu, free fibre wifi (50 Mbps up!) and many more infesting the 2500 SqM of artwerk laden shared space above