American checkpoints.
- Thread starter thelorax
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Guys, you're all being paranoid conspiracy theorists. Obviously you have to prove your a legal citizen when your out driving on public roads, what if they didn't have these checkpoints and a terrorist plot was to strap 20 kilos of C4 to a car in the middle of a traffic jam and blow it up? They should have mandatory bomb sniffing dogs search cars at random as well when they stop them, just like the TSA pat downs at airports.
Be a patriot and take your roadblock and fucking like it.
Be a patriot and take your roadblock and fucking like it.
To keep everyone paying unjust taxes in an age of information and awakening.
inb4 Nazi Cakes
I'm guessing they'd have shot him in the face
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJ3dk6KAvQM]Dave Chappelle and his white friend Chip - YouTube[/ame]
Redshield
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If you're within about 100 miles of the Mexico border and traveling north on a major highway you'll come across these immigration check points. If you're white it pretty much goes like this:
ICE agent: are you a US citizen?
you: yea
ICE agent: ok take it easy
If you're carrying a load or a trailer they might ask where you're going or where you're coming from but that's about it. If you want to be a youtube sensation (seriously you can make good $$$ off of "defend your rights" videos) and make a video of yourself fighting against the imperialist border patrol you can do what this guy did, they won't even bother escalating it as long as you're pale. But if you're slightly tanned or have even a hint of an accent expect to get your tires deflated and have a bunch of rifles pointed at your face.
ICE agent: are you a US citizen?
you: yea
ICE agent: ok take it easy
If you're carrying a load or a trailer they might ask where you're going or where you're coming from but that's about it. If you want to be a youtube sensation (seriously you can make good $$$ off of "defend your rights" videos) and make a video of yourself fighting against the imperialist border patrol you can do what this guy did, they won't even bother escalating it as long as you're pale. But if you're slightly tanned or have even a hint of an accent expect to get your tires deflated and have a bunch of rifles pointed at your face.
Nah bro worse than that, dwight's relatives.
If you're hispanic/latino/overtanned they'll ask for id, dob, city of birth, where you're coming from, where you're going, how long you're going to stay there, why are you going there, who else has been in the car with you, what do you have in the trunk, does your car have any modifications, how long have you lived at your current address, etc. Then they'll ask you some questions 2 or 3 times to see if you're lying or pretend like they don't think your ID is real.
Refuse to answer any of those questions like the guy in the video and you'll be lucky if you don't get 20 rounds pumped into your chest.
