AM in 10 Years
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chillen son perpetually torturing a herd of baby seals and bottling their tears for resale with affiliates on the rebill plus baby seal reproduction ebooks on the backend LIKE WHAT!
Lots more regulation and consolidation. The big affs will be bigger and it'll be nearly impossible to break in as a single dude company anymore. Still there will be opportunities when new traffic sources open just like today but I'd suggest you find a way to get out of the grind or systemize it if you want to survive.
In 10 years Google will already know what you want when you log in. And since they have gobbled up all the merchants selling anything of value along with all the avenues to promote anything else will just tell you what you are buying today.
It will be very easy and painless since you've already entered your information into their toolbar, and of course your daily purchase will give you a credit towards your internet bill (ispbygoogle) you will view it as a pleasure.
It will be very easy and painless since you've already entered your information into their toolbar, and of course your daily purchase will give you a credit towards your internet bill (ispbygoogle) you will view it as a pleasure.
Affiliate Marketing marketing, WickedFire, and the world will have changed a great deal by 2020...
MySpace 2.0 will be the dominant platform for social media advertising after in late 2010 84% of Facebook was awarded to a New Jersey wood chip dealer, who promptly turned it into the biggest phishing site on the planet by partnering with Russian VC firm Skynet.
Netflix will have started selling diet supplements and colon cleansers as they will be the only company left allowed to rebill consumer credit cards.
EPN will no longer be the Ebay Partner Network, but instead the Etsy Partner Network as bored suburban housewives transition from peddling used shit on Ebay to peddling handmade shit on Etsy.
Subigo and Kblessinger started offering Windows VPS management.
Google dropped the Quality Score aspect of AdWords and instead bids are determined by what size butt plug you're willing to insert while managing your account.
Wes Mahler sold Prosper... again.
Emperor Obama decided to emulate his hero FDR and went for a third term and won, Hellblazer died of a massive coronary during the inauguration speech when his mistook Obama's itch scratch with giving the nation the finger.
Contrary to everybody's assumption, clyde's $30K bank loan turned out to be a stroke of genius after he ran 1289 separate MFA sites for 8 years without a single de-index or AdSense account suspension.
Nicky Cakes and Sup3rnova moved to Hawaii and go married, Jonathan Volk officiated.
Popeye went on to lead a Minute Man patrol on the border of North Dakota and Canada simply to prove it wasn't a racist organization.
Makemoniesonline.com registration lapsed, it was renewed and content was added that actually helped newbs make monies online.
Guerilla, in a search for the closest representation of an Anarcho-Capitilistic utopia, became a somali warlord and currently finances his empire with scheduled XRumer blasts and sired a secret love child with riddarhusetgal.
Ron Paul... still not fucking president.
Jon... still not blogging.
Nick Throlson, became the uber-affiliate his mother always believed he could be and has set a record for key note speeches at Affiliate Summit East conferences and now lunches with the likes of Tony Robbins and Tim Ferris.
AdSense still gets no respect.
MySpace 2.0 will be the dominant platform for social media advertising after in late 2010 84% of Facebook was awarded to a New Jersey wood chip dealer, who promptly turned it into the biggest phishing site on the planet by partnering with Russian VC firm Skynet.
Netflix will have started selling diet supplements and colon cleansers as they will be the only company left allowed to rebill consumer credit cards.
EPN will no longer be the Ebay Partner Network, but instead the Etsy Partner Network as bored suburban housewives transition from peddling used shit on Ebay to peddling handmade shit on Etsy.
Subigo and Kblessinger started offering Windows VPS management.
Google dropped the Quality Score aspect of AdWords and instead bids are determined by what size butt plug you're willing to insert while managing your account.
Wes Mahler sold Prosper... again.
Emperor Obama decided to emulate his hero FDR and went for a third term and won, Hellblazer died of a massive coronary during the inauguration speech when his mistook Obama's itch scratch with giving the nation the finger.
Contrary to everybody's assumption, clyde's $30K bank loan turned out to be a stroke of genius after he ran 1289 separate MFA sites for 8 years without a single de-index or AdSense account suspension.
Nicky Cakes and Sup3rnova moved to Hawaii and go married, Jonathan Volk officiated.
Popeye went on to lead a Minute Man patrol on the border of North Dakota and Canada simply to prove it wasn't a racist organization.
Makemoniesonline.com registration lapsed, it was renewed and content was added that actually helped newbs make monies online.
Guerilla, in a search for the closest representation of an Anarcho-Capitilistic utopia, became a somali warlord and currently finances his empire with scheduled XRumer blasts and sired a secret love child with riddarhusetgal.
Ron Paul... still not fucking president.
Jon... still not blogging.
Nick Throlson, became the uber-affiliate his mother always believed he could be and has set a record for key note speeches at Affiliate Summit East conferences and now lunches with the likes of Tony Robbins and Tim Ferris.
AdSense still gets no respect.
Exactly, just like Minority Report. Stores will scan you and personally greet you. Watching your television will scan you and show commercials based on who you are and your buying habits, and will mention your name verbally and will be shown on the tv screen ("This deal is special for JEFF only, 15 mins to order") etc etc.
Everything will be personalized until the point where it wont even freak you out anymore. Probably look something like "Demolition Man" . They even guessed it there, "The Schwarzenegger Presidential Library"
I don't think I'll ever get used to them inserting the catheter.
