AM I GOING TO GO TO HELL?

thehobbster

thehobbster

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When I was 17, I found out my girlfriend had already had sex with somebody, but she had told me she was a virgin. This was three years into our relationship and we hadn't even kissed yet. I got so mad I screamed "GOD, YOU BUTTHOLE!!!!!!" is that the unforgivable sin? am I going to jail or hell when I die?

Thanks!

<*~~~---____tHeHoBbStEr!!_____---~~~*>
 


thehobbster said:
When I was 17, I found out my girlfriend had already had sex with somebody, but she had told me she was a virgin. This was three years into our relationship and we hadn't even kissed yet. I got so mad I screamed "GOD, YOU BUTTHOLE!!!!!!" is that the unforgivable sin? am I going to jail or hell when I die?

Thanks!

<*~~~---____tHeHoBbStEr!!_____---~~~*>
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I will pray the rosary for you.
 
Just because she had sex with someone doesn't necessarily means she's no longer a virgin, silly. The Lord works in mysterious way, there is a reason why you are together, just embrace it.

Having said that, you surely are going to hell, no body can call the Lord Butthole and gets away with it, that's not how He rolls.
 
God will not send you to hell.

But when are in heaven then and there are the all the virgins which are given to the true men... You get the idea, or?
 
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Sure this is a troll thread, but for anyone who cares...


Mark 3 22-30
"but he who blasphemes against the Holy Spirit never has forgiveness, but is subject to eternal condemnation;'"
 
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