Adwords Approval Length?



Bro, my shit has been pending for 14 days. I can see them clicking through my shit, yet they aren't approving anything. I'm about to shit a brick.
 
$5 account activation fee, and $5 ass rape fee down the drain! Back to facebook.


Should've shopped around. I know you can get raped for free in numerous dark alleyways or most places in Texas.
 
So what's the deal with these guys now? If you submit the wrong ad, are you banned? Or do they just reject it like FB?
 
My experience has been similar to that of rileypool, I've had ads that took 2 weeks, and then ones that got approved within 6 hours or so.
 
What does it mean when the cocksuckers at google 'okay' your ad over 24 hours ago but you don't get any impressions?