A Short Quiz

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rockhard

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The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional. The questions are NOT that difficult.

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?

Wrong Answer.

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend.... except one. Which animal does not attend?

Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory.

Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.

4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?

Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
 


This quiz is weird.

Question 1 doesn't make sense. You can't just put a giraffe in a refrigerator. It's too big, unless the refrigerator is really big which nobody knows.

On question 2 you could put an elephant next to a giraffe if the refrigerator was large enough which nobody knows.
 
This quiz is fucking retarded. It's illogical, and it never mentioned shit about each question building upon each other in order to get the correct answer. Fuck that.
 
This quiz is fucking retarded. It's illogical, and it never mentioned shit about each question building upon each other in order to get the correct answer. Fuck that.

Yeah, that's right, blame the quiz... ;)
 
@slayerment and JamesH: LOL, You guys seem to have taken it damn seriously since you couldn't guess the correct answers. These kind of quizzes are just for fun, to make fun of (the intelligence of) people. Almost nobody can guess the right answers cos they don't think that seriously, realizing they are just for fun!
 
Haha... like it, although the logic is a bit fucked.

Maybe start by saying, "You have a refrigerator...". Then use "the"?
 
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