Can't believe I found 2999 times before this where I thought replying was a valid use of my time (probably right about 0.01% of those 2999 times) but the day has come, where I have to write some overly grandiose prose conveying the wisdom I've accumulated in brief easy to digest snippets.
I actually had a serious post written up for this but Berto did it better than I ever could on his 2k post last month so I'll keep this one short.
-Fucking Provide Value
Help people out. If they're too stupid to take the help, then rip them a new one. But give them a chance first. I've learned more from helping total strangers than I have from anything else. Pay it forward, bitches.
If you're here to sell services, sell good services. And before you try to sell something, give away value for free. If you're here to surf STS and make funny responses, make them funny. If you're here to grab free review copies and act like a balla while posting from your mom's basement, get a life. Seriously, it's out there. Go get it. Wannabe internet guy is not fulfilling your potential. Time is the one resource you can't accumulate more of, so use it wisely.
-Well executed dick rolls are excellent. Herd mentality is not. Take everything with a grain of salt, be it SEO or politics. Test everything yourself, even if you didn't think of it first. You'll be smarter than 99.9% of the people who just read it and regurgitate it. And 99.9% of people read and regurgitate. Be a doer, not a typer (says the dork with 3000 fucking posts!)
-This business is hell on the body and getting old sucks. Start working out now, if you haven't already. It's a lot easier at 20 than 30. Trust me on that one. For those of us that work at home, it's really the best situation. Home gym equipment (/me resists urge to drop aff link) is cheap and you can work out on any schedule you want. Try doing hourlies. Set your kitchen timer for 60 minutes and when it goes off, get up and go lift or do HIT for 5 minutes. Rinse and repeat. Focus goes through the roof. Eventually you'll have take some rest days if you get serious about that. Or lift 3x a week for 40 minutes and do some cardio every day. W/E it is, do something. Get away from the keyboard and move. You'll thank me when you're north of 30 if you start now, young jedis.
-FAP all the days. Seriously Berto, wtf? Keep those pipes clean, avoid fingers in your butt later...unless that's your thing, then enjoy the shit out of it.
-Finally, I'd just like to say...what's that? Nobody gives a fuck what some drunken redneck from Idaho thinks? They're just here to see the tits? Serious? Ok then, enjoy some tits....
I actually had a serious post written up for this but Berto did it better than I ever could on his 2k post last month so I'll keep this one short.
-Fucking Provide Value
Help people out. If they're too stupid to take the help, then rip them a new one. But give them a chance first. I've learned more from helping total strangers than I have from anything else. Pay it forward, bitches.
If you're here to sell services, sell good services. And before you try to sell something, give away value for free. If you're here to surf STS and make funny responses, make them funny. If you're here to grab free review copies and act like a balla while posting from your mom's basement, get a life. Seriously, it's out there. Go get it. Wannabe internet guy is not fulfilling your potential. Time is the one resource you can't accumulate more of, so use it wisely.
-Well executed dick rolls are excellent. Herd mentality is not. Take everything with a grain of salt, be it SEO or politics. Test everything yourself, even if you didn't think of it first. You'll be smarter than 99.9% of the people who just read it and regurgitate it. And 99.9% of people read and regurgitate. Be a doer, not a typer (says the dork with 3000 fucking posts!)
-This business is hell on the body and getting old sucks. Start working out now, if you haven't already. It's a lot easier at 20 than 30. Trust me on that one. For those of us that work at home, it's really the best situation. Home gym equipment (/me resists urge to drop aff link) is cheap and you can work out on any schedule you want. Try doing hourlies. Set your kitchen timer for 60 minutes and when it goes off, get up and go lift or do HIT for 5 minutes. Rinse and repeat. Focus goes through the roof. Eventually you'll have take some rest days if you get serious about that. Or lift 3x a week for 40 minutes and do some cardio every day. W/E it is, do something. Get away from the keyboard and move. You'll thank me when you're north of 30 if you start now, young jedis.
-FAP all the days. Seriously Berto, wtf? Keep those pipes clean, avoid fingers in your butt later...unless that's your thing, then enjoy the shit out of it.
-Finally, I'd just like to say...what's that? Nobody gives a fuck what some drunken redneck from Idaho thinks? They're just here to see the tits? Serious? Ok then, enjoy some tits....
