3 Things that I FUCKING DESPISE - Let's Rant BITCH!!

Garrett

Garrett

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1) These fucking earphones.

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Goddamit, these things fall out of my ears so much that I wish death on whoever invented them. My ears will not allow some awkwardly shaped piece of shit just sit in my ear canal. Fuck whoever invented these.

2) Spiderwebs

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I have come to the conclusion that I must be cursed because I cannot avoid these motherfucking spiderwebs to save my life. I could be walking in the desert, inbetween 2 cacti situated 500 feet apart, and still walk right through a goddamn spiderweb. Todays count is already 2... and my daily average is something like 4 or 5.

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lol what is the brand/name of those earphones? I have skullcandy ones and they fall out occasionally, but not too often. The apple earphones I had never did that.

I have the problem with spiderwebs too. There are two trees in my front yard and a spider made a web across the two across my entire driveway O_O

edit: also fire ants and mosquitoes, hate those things
 
It's not the brand of earphones that is the problem, it's the style. Apple arphones sit nicely in my ear and my ear flap happily keeps it tucked in, bringing music, joy and happiness.

Notice how these ones are designed to be shoved into your ear canal (my ears just push them back out because I don't allow shit in my ears)
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Now examine the Apple kind, and how they aren't designed to penetrate your ear canal, but rather, sit nicely in the outer oval while being kept in safe by the inner flap of the inside of your ear.
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I FUCKING LOATHE THE PERSON RESPONSIBLE FOR THE EARBUDS REFERRED TO IN POST #1. THAT SHIT IS PROBABLY MY BIGGEST PET PEEVE ON THE FUCKING PLANET. FUCK THAT INVENTIVE MOTHERFUCKER AND I HOPE HE SUFFERS GREATLY
 
haha. I think ones like those black ones are "noise canceling" earbuds. You are supposed to shove it in your ear so far that that rubber stuff fills your entire ear canal. If you don't shove it in there far enough they fall out easily.

I have the skullcandy inked ones and they work exactly like that. I like the apple ones better. The noise canceling ones make you feel like you are underwater and like you are raging about they fall out too easy.
 
1) Stepping on LEGOs

Like really? If you've never done it, go ahead and try it.

2) Tailgaters in rush hour traffic

Yeah, like grinding my ass is going to make traffic go faster

3) High school girls giving car washes

I don't know what's dirtier, the girls on my car, or my car after they 'wash' it
 
OOOP, just moved 2 degrees to the left suddenly and now I must reposition these motherfuckers... AGAIN. My ear canals are like a virgins asshole... aint nothing getting in there easy. And that is why I blame the designer and would be pleased to see him burn
 
Chief Broham said:
3) High school girls giving car washes

I don't know what's dirtier, the girls on my car, or my car after they 'wash' it
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You know what ELSE grinds my fucking gears? Men who can't allow some bitches in bikinis to wash his vehicle!! WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK! Would you rather wine and dine them, and listen to some retarded gossip instead?

Legos still piss me off too. Thank god I dont have to deal with that shit anymore.

FUCK LEGOS
 
The spider webs are fucking bullshit too. Invisible in the light sticky strings, jesus christ. I burn all spiders with my lighter now over it. It's been going on over a decade now.
 
I hate wooden chairs
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Seriously, who can sit on this thing for more than a few minutes without their bottom going numb?
 
It's hard to narrow it down to three, but here goes.

1) Getting out-of-the blue adrenaline rushes every night about 11pm

2) Trying to learn software with bugs

3) Fucking leafblowers. Need to be blown up practitioner's asses
 
People who move to the right hand lane to avoid being behind other cars thus preventing me from making a right hand turn until the light turns green. Fuck each and every one of you who does this.
 
Fucking girls who can't cook, or who put the utensils in the washer upside down so you grab a blade on unload instead of a handle. Goddammit, I get extra mad when they can't make sammiches.
 
My neighbor runs a lawncare service so I have to hear lawnmowers and leafblowers and trimmers not for just a few hours but all day when they cut all the neighborhood shit.

How ATT / Bellsouth and UVerse rips people off and their service is shit. I know someone paying $65/mo for 2mbit internet. Every time thunder hits the service drops out every - fucking - time.

I think the East Coast and more specifically the South sucks majorly compared to the West Coast. Weather, people , technology, intelligence.

Showering in a tiny shower sounds like you are playing the drums your elbows and shoulder and hitting the walls so much.

However all of my rants / gripes are solved by me. I use this and all my other gripes and annoyances as fucking fuel all day long. I don't think I will ever need to buy Piracetam or Choline all I had to do is think about how shitty life has / can be and I am extremely fucking motivated.
 
Garrett said:
It's not the brand of earphones that is the problem, it's the style. Apple arphones sit nicely in my ear and my ear flap happily keeps it tucked in, bringing music, joy and happiness.

Notice how these ones are designed to be shoved into your ear canal (my ears just push them back out because I don't allow shit in my ears)
2XQQs.jpg


Now examine the Apple kind, and how they aren't designed to penetrate your ear canal, but rather, sit nicely in the outer oval while being kept in safe by the inner flap of the inside of your ear.
jbnRDqEBtQV0us.jpg


I FUCKING LOATHE THE PERSON RESPONSIBLE FOR THE EARBUDS REFERRED TO IN POST #1. THAT SHIT IS PROBABLY MY BIGGEST PET PEEVE ON THE FUCKING PLANET. FUCK THAT INVENTIVE MOTHERFUCKER AND I HOPE HE SUFFERS GREATLY
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I'm the total opposite. I fucking hate Apple earbuds with a passion. They will not just hang in my ear. I need the ones that get down into my hear hole with the spongy surround thing. That's the only earbud I can use.
 
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