Threads like this are the reason i started my own hosting company many years ago, because frankly most hosts out there are just plain awful
Try Bluehost... didn't had any downtime for the past 6 years.
Never so long and usually not long enough to notice. Though I get a little polite email from my host company even when the site is down for a few minutes. I don't tolerate long down time from my host and have no problem moving to a site that will give me almost perfect uptime. There no excuse. They're the hosting professionals? Then I expect professional behavior.what's your record?