Hobbster, you've made it obvious what you want for your birthday.
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This is Midas_Touch, because his posts always make me a happier person.
Uh....let me help you out here.So every WF member has a 14 inch cock? I had no idea.
This is obviously the communal consciousness of the entire board, right?
It's thehobbster candyflipping lsd and mdma. He faced a rush so intense that he ejaculates a rainbow, which begin to orbit around him as he collapses into a singularity.
Also, there's faces growing out of his hands and feet, and his penis is reduced in size, so that it would fit in the picture.
no way thats mspaint ^^
So I bring some 19 year old slut home from the club last weekend and bang her out for 2 hours. After we're done she goes into the bathroom and I proceed to look for my pants which I knew contained my money, keys, and iphone. I cannot find my pants so I knock on the bathroom door and she opens it and I see my pants in the bathroom. She gives me my pants back and I have everything except my iphone.
I then tell her to give me my iphone back but she says she doesn't have it...