100% Handmade Authentic Italian SpamSauce

[IceToEskimos]

This is Vito.

He's a friend of mine, I've known him since 1992.

Just about every day, he eats lunch down at the deli on the corner with some friends of his.

I eat there too.

Sometimes we have coffee, and bullshit for a few minutes about the neighborhood, the Yankees, and how difficult it is to maintain solid rankings.

Anyway...


Last Friday, Vito called me over to his table, and asked if I knew anybody who'd be interested in picking up some unique links at discount prices.

At first, I was skeptical, because I've heard stories about Vito and his pals unloading boxes of links from behind the Googleplex...

but when I realized he was talking about his grandmother's sauce, I got really excited...

See, I remember Vito's grandmother (rest her soul)

She was a nice little old italian lady who went to mass every Sunday to pray for Vito, and she made the best fucking spamsauce on the planet...

...until she got hit by a bus 3 years ago.

Her spamsauce ranked everything it touched, and all the kids in the neighborhood used to bring their MFA sites over to her place for a shot of sauce whenever we smelled it cooking.

Everybody thought her spamsauce recipes died with her, but apparently Vito has been sitting on them all this time, and he's decided to sell them (he's got legal bills)...



Feeling excited, I pressed Vito for some details, I wanted an ingredients list, mostly. He took me around back, and popped the trunk on his Cadillac to show me the ingredients he was working with...

I was amazed at the number of different link types he had. All of a sudden I understood why his grandmother's sauce was so fucking good...she used a LOT of different link types!

Vito had:

Motore Delle Espressioni
Supporti Wiki
Tela 2.0
Commenti Sul Blog
Commenti Di Immagine
Schiene Traccia
Thread Del Forum
Abbassamento

I was grinning like an idiot when Vito asked me if I knew anybody who might be interested in buying some "sauce", and I immediately thought of WF.


So, if you're looking for the extra spicy sauce to get ranked, head over to the deli, and click on Vito's Caddy.




Tell him I sent you.
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[sssworld]

Great post, good luck for your WSO.

 

[IceToEskimos]

FAQ

Who Is This For?

Anybody who is looking for "quick and dirty" rankings for low to medium competition terms, or people going after higher competition terms who would like to gain diversity/uniqueness over their competitors. There are a lot of novel/unspoiled targets in this batch, and it makes a nice (albeit dirty) addition to any profile.

Does Spam Still Work?

Absolutely not. In 2014, the only way you can rank your sites is by mailing BTC paperwallets to Matt Cutts, praying nightly to your Rand Fishkin idol (you DO have a Fishkin idol, don't you?), and publishing "great quality content that will cause people to want to link to you organically".

That being said, here are a couple of mid-level competition pages that were hit with "Vito's Grandmother's Recipe"

1900 ELMS (SF says 1000), ~$1 CPC

5400 ELMS, ~$0.90 CPC

Will the TAT be greater than 9 months?

No, TAT is 3-5 days MAX, although these start showing up in ahrefs/majestic almost immediately.

Will reports be given?

No reports on this, because Vito doesn't like writing anything down, but if you wait a few weeks, and ask me, I'll be happy to send you an ahrefs report on your site, which should tell you everything you need to know.

Will This Ruin My Site?

These links don't carry any more risk than any other mass-linking strategy. They work especially well when combined with parasite hosting or authority links.

Any Review Copies?

Yeah, Vito said he'd give 2 reviews to members with at least 100 posts and 20 iTraders.

 

[IceToEskimos]

Great post, good luck for your WSO.

 

[arasca]

can we use this to target our main site with only 1 keyword or is it good for 2nd tier

Thanks

 

[evolutionvision]

I'll happily take a review if it's still open.

 

[Choller]

I'd like to get a review copy if available.

 

[jhoffy22]

Will the TAT be greater than 9 months?

No, TAT is 3-5 days MAX, although these start showing up in ahrefs/majestic almost immediately.

Lol.

Any Review Copies?

Yeah, Vito said he'd give 2 reviews to members with at least 100 posts and 20 iTraders.

If one of the above members dies between now and the time that you contact them for a review, I will gladly take their place.

 

[evolutionvision]

If one of the above members dies between now and the time that you contact them for a review, I will gladly take their place.

I hope you feel bad if I die!

 

[IceToEskimos]

can we use this to target our main site with only 1 keyword or is it good for 2nd tier

Thanks

This sauce is cleared to target money sites, however if you're extremely careful you could use it for your 2nd tier. The two graphs posted show results from linking direct to money site.

I'll happily take a review if it's still open.

1st Review Claimed! Please PM or Skype me the details.

I'd like to get a review copy if available.

2nd Review Claimed! Please PM or Skype me the details.

Lol.



If one of the above members dies between now and the time that you contact them for a review, I will gladly take their place.

You have just made yourself an accessory after the fact, before the fact. (according to Vito)

I hope you feel bad if I die!

We'll just tell everybody you joined WITSEC if this happens. It's how they usually handle things down at the deli.