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  1. QMcFarlan

    Buying Google Local Business Reviews

    Anyone offering google local business reviews? I figure if someone sells it, they'd be selling it here. If you offer this service, please PM me with pricing. My client could use the help of some positive reviews. :evil_laughter:
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    Blogger Spammer

    Hey all- Just wrote this quick script which takes in a blog title, url, anchor text, and an article, breaks up the article into pieces, adds a link using the url and anchor text, and emails it to Blogger to be posted. Feel free to use it or give me shit. <? // username and password to log...
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    Looking for SEO work...

    I need someone who can do SEO work on an hourly basis for a client of mine. I have a few requirements: 1. I'm going to bill for the job, and pay you your rate out of that job. 2. I'll need a plan to sell to my customer. For instance, you say you're going to do "this, this, and that, and it will...
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    Affiliate URL redirect script

    I've noticed a few people asking about offer/affiliate redirect php scripts, so I wrote a quick one: go.php <? /* EvilEmu.com affiliate link forwarding script. When a user goes to http://www.yourdomain.com/go.php?key=Keyword, this script will forward the user to the link associated with...
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    Great Toasts

    Know any good drinking toasts? ---- Here's to the heat! Not the heat from burning shacks and shanties, but the heat from dropping pants and panties!
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    Need a new banner

    I need a banner that doesn't suck. The website is here: One Step Realty, Inc. :: Michigan property management, rental properties, properties for sale, and more, and I need a new banner to replace the one currently there. Requirements - same width and height, include the following text: 1. One...
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    Fucking Goddamn Rickrolling

    Goddammit! Cock! Balls! If I get rickrolled one more goddamn time, which I will because I am a naive fucker, I'm going to piss and moan about it like an impotent prick on the forum message boards! Oh, sweet - a good landing page huh? *click* Fuuuuck. Better CTR on my google ads? Sweet. *click*...
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    I'm a candy-ass bitch.

    I've made a cool little php tool to combine up to three word sets into domain names, and using it, came up with a list of available domains in the format of citySTkeyword.com. Ordering them all from GoDaddy.com would only cost me $765.33. All that, and I'm not going to do it. Some of them get...
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    Stages of Forum Lifespan

    So I'm starting a forum, and I've purchased vBulletin, started some paid posting, and I'm running a little bit of cheap Adwords to bring in the uniques... now I'm interested in the stages of forum life. Are there any experienced forum builders here that know what stage a forum is at by looking...
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    Looking for vBulletin template

    Looking for recommendations on who to go with for a vBulletin template -- I have a logo and the site design in mind, looking for help making all the little damn icons and a template to go with the logo I have. PM me or reply up. -Q
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    Monetize this bitch.

    Hey Jon, These forums are fucking great, but I'm waiting to see how (if?) you are planning on monetizing them. I know I've seen a few posts about creating a members-only section (which I'd pay for), but other than that, I haven't seen anything. You've put a lot of time into the forums, and I...
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    Tools to check for domain traffic

    I've been thinking about using misspelled domains as ways to generate arbitrage traffic instead of paying out the ass to ineffective 2nd/3rd tier search engines. I've tried using the Overture tool to just search for the keywords including the .com extension, but that doesn't seem to offer much...
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    Arbi Noobs R Us

    Alright, so in an effort not to be one of those god damn noobs who clutter up the WF forums with "wut r htmlz?" and other non-helpful questions, I'm going to do some walking, and then talk. Here's my first attempt at walking: http://www.pagewit.com/verizon_chocolate_wireless.html Key points...