Praise Allah! Daily Prayer Thread.

[erifdekciw]

Hello Friends,

I believe this forum needs a good thread for our daily prayers. Now let us all praise Allah and say our prayers.


Allahu Akbar

Subhaana Rabbiyal Azeem

Sami'Allahu Liman Hamidah

Allahu Akbar

Subhaana Rabbiyal A'laa

Allahu Akbar

 

[subigo]

Trolls pretending to be fear mongers, pretending to be trolls. How avant-garde.

 

[mGrunin]

 

[erifdekciw]

please stay on topic. thank you.

 

[WickedJoe]

I just keep picturing the little guy on the floor praying to Allah. Funny stuff.

 

[Shivadxb]

 

[Garrett]

 

[conv3rsion]

^^^^^^^^^^^

 

[Gooddeal]

 

[avatar33]

Garrett +rep, that quote is being shared on my Facebook profile lol

 

[AustinP]

House got it spot on!

 

[JarredLv]

Fuck Islam, christiantiy, judaism, etc. All religions are a joke. Religion is one of the worst inventions man has ever created, and that is all it is, an invention of man.

 

[juntao65]

Fuck Islam, christiantiy, judaism, etc. All religions are a joke. Religion is one of the worst inventions man has ever created, and that is all it is, an invention of man.

I think it's fucking genius. Think about it, what better way to control a giant herd of people than to make them promises of things that they can attain AFTER they die.

 

[thunderlips]

religion trolling... dude you need to focus on your campaigns. go make3some $$$

 

[Rexibit]

Fuck Islam, christiantiy, judaism, etc. All religions are a joke. Religion is one of the worst inventions man has ever created, and that is all it is, an invention of man.

 

[turbolapp]

So hot.

 

[Pranith]

There should be only one religion ie HUMANITY

 

[willcosys]

Dunham and Achmed the dead terrorist FTFW!

 

[amanda11]

Religion is the predecessor of get rich scheme.

 

[Rexibit]

Religion is the predecessor of get rich scheme.

If you give me $100, I'll put in a good word for you with God to forgive you for all of your present sins.

For just $299/month, I'll give you the Sinners Club discount and take care of them for you without you having to worry about them ever again. With that package comes weekly forgiveness and a report at the end of the month about your savings. There's even a pretty thermometer-style chart in the report showing you your progress towards Heaven.

You could die anytime, so don't wait until it's too late!