i will do anything for $26

[HBZSoftware.com]

I'm $26 short of my goal of $20k gross in May, with only 4 minutes left.

I will do pretty much anything right now for $26 - the only condition is that I have to get the money by 11:59 PM via PayPal.

No webcam sex.

 

[HBZSoftware.com]

Fuck. I fail at life.

 

[Wicked Ice]

Cut your dick and sell it to your gay partner.

 

[redmonkey]

Sorry i didn't make it/

 

[kblessinggr]

Out of curiosity, do you miss a payout period or something if you didn't hit 20K? I guess I fail to see the importance.

 

[Drake]

It's some mental benchmark in his head.

Don't worry you, I am sure you will tell everyone you hit 20k last month.

Plus dates are so subjective. It is 6pm on the 1st where I am.

 

[r3p1v]

you missed your goal, you are a failure, go kill yourself.

 

[knukk]

you missed your goal, you are a failure, go kill yourself.

I agree!

 

[kblessinggr]

you missed your goal, you are a failure, go kill yourself.

:fart: death by gas

 

[Fatbat]

Hey everybody, look at me! I'm an attention whore!

 

[Godspeed]

I was actually $25k over my $100k goal, so my goal for this month is $75k

 

[NickRac]

I was actually $25k over my $100k goal, so my goal for this month is $75k

Good goal...

 

[BlueYonder]

Out of curiosity, do you miss a payout period or something if you didn't hit 20K? I guess I fail to see the importance.

The OP posted to let us know that he grossed almost $20K without looking too much like a dick. Trouble is, he looks like a dick anyway.

 

[vladb2]

You have a reached a new level of gayness... congrats

 

[stmadeveloper]

I suggest since you didn't meet your goal you donate what you did make to the failure society (i'm sure it exists but I'm to lazy to look).

 

[acemenace]

 

[evo190]

Jeez talk about a fucking narcissist - I'm kind of glad you failed.

 

[HBZSoftware.com]

It's entirely mental, it has nothing to do with pay periods, etc.

I try to meet goals I set for myself. Obviously I didn't try hard enough for this one, as evidenced by my complete failure. I can either kill myself, or try harder next time.

If anyone thinks I'm bragging, that figure is gross, not net. Net was close to $0.

 

[kingofsp]

-$7?

 

[Cut]

So the $26 was going to be profit I see what you did there