Another day another dollar I crashed my viper I'll buy another

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first I don't flaunt my shit, I posted the pics cause I thought some people might find it funny like I did since a couple others got a kick out of it in irc. 2nd most that met me at asw didn't have a problem with me I just look like a reg fat dude who most of you called fatty like an immature kid in high school yet I make more than you but I don't give a shit.
I wasn't talking to you Jeff Gordon. Maybe you should try this one out at Talladega before wasting more money. I think it has enough tread for you.

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its not the weight that makes you come off as a douchebag, it's the title of the thread.
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Damn bro... sorry to hear that. Glad you guys walked away fine.

On another note, what made you pick the Viper? Porsche 911 Turbo all the way!
 
I doubt anyone would call you fat here if you didn't post a thread trying to act like a huge baller, who is better then everyone else. If you posted a thread saying... funniest shit just happen to me or something... nobody would of said anything...
 
yeah can't help it I got thyroid issues, its fun let me tell you.


That's a bummer, but you can still work on it. I have friends that are identical twins. They also have a mirage of health and thyroid problems. One of them is constantly watching what she eats and exercising, the other one not so much. The latter overshoots her sister by at least 100lbs.

Don't give up.
 
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1st time I read that, because of this funny ass gif my wife sent me last night, I read identical as siamese. And because I haven't had my first cup of coffee yet. That's some funny shit yo.
 
So the OP knows all the mods this car has and cant look at the rear tires? I mean they are right fucking there. One foot from you when you step in the car.

Any powerful car you should always look at the drive wheels. They go fast.

And BTW you cant drive. I drove a lowered Chevy '68 Pickup / wild 383 with barely legal drag slicks in standing water rain on my first drive with it. I didn't slide the ass of it into a highway railing.
 
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1st time I read that, because of this funny ass gif my wife sent me last night, I read identical as siamese. And because I haven't had my first cup of coffee yet. That's some funny shit yo.

Damn... WHERE IS THE GIF, then?

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1st cup of coffee down the hatch, it's a .jpg, I thought it was one of those files saved as a .gif for unknown random reasons.

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In the end its just money and it won't last forever but how you treat others in your life will reflect on the type of person you are for years.
Just wait till the FTC gets their way. Half the people bragging about the money they make now won't be then.
 
Goddamnit! That Siamese twin thing fucking made me laugh and I accidentally pulled the safety cord on my treadmill desk and lost all my current stats!

Stupid wickedfire.

EDIT:I just realize that when I laugh hard I must wave my arms or body or something. I'm such a spaz. It's a wonder I don't fall off this thing.
 
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