Totally start the blowjob cafe. I'll buy shares!
And have you thought about going for alternative TLDs?
I mean, the TLDs really mean nothing now that type in traffic is practically dead, and Google is king. Try to rank for a bunch of long tails, and if you get #1 when people type that shit in, bam, they're on your site because 42% never go further than SERP#1