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If you remember right there was a pretty active member by the screen name amanda11.

And the only reason I make a thread is because if I remember right we had some sort of going away thread.

So welcome back from, Asia was it?
 


Amanda...11....asia?

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Thanks.

I'm still in Asia, 6 more days until I get back -- using some shit Internet cafe right now.

Don't got any cool stories, just the usual stuff -- Blow job cafe, where you get to drink coffee and get a handjob/blowjob.

And I get to a karaoke bar, it's a private room where you get to drink beer and karoke with a hot chick.

And other shit, like crashing my fucking motorcycle on some drunk asshole that can't drive, I summersault off the bike like a ninja and rolled. Just bleed, no internal injuries.
 
amanda11 said:
Thanks.

I'm still in Asia, 6 more days until I get back -- using some shit Internet cafe right now.

Don't got any cool stories, just the usual stuff -- Blow job cafe, where you get to drink coffee and get a handjob/blowjob.

And I get to a karaoke bar, it's a private room where you get to drink beer and karoke with a hot chick.

And other shit, like crashing my fucking motorcycle on some drunk asshole that can't drive, I summersault off the bike like a ninja and rolled. Just bleed, no internal injuries.
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motorcycle crashes, coffee, handjobs and karoke

sounds pretty badass to me wtf
 
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Don't got any cool stories, just the usual stuff -- Blow job cafe, where you get to drink coffee and get a handjob/blowjob.
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How the fuck is that NOT a cool story?
You better pin that fucker on Google Maps for us.

Jon: Thanks to the wonders legalised prostitution, you could probably set something like that up here in VIC or QLD. Hell, you can buy shares in a brothel that's about a 30 minute drive from my joint.
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Blowjob Cafe? Was this in Bangkok?

If you guys have never been to Thailand, it should be on your list. I dare say, I saw more there then any of you guys would have ever seen in a strip club in Vegas. I'll never look at a straight razor, a ping pong ball, or a gold fish the same way again.
 
The blowjob costed 6 dollars, LOL.

Basically you come in the cafe and the chick comes and talks to you. She insist you go into the "back rooms" where you get fully service. Can't fuck her ought, just hand jobs/blow jobs.

The karaoke bar I went to had hotter chicks, it's like a VIP room and the chick drinks beer and feed you some fruits (LOL). Total cost for 15 beers, 2 hot chicks, an 30 minutes karaoke time is around 35 bucks (canadian)

And it's not Thaliland, but close enough (Vietnam)
 
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what the fuck
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This guy seemed to have somewhat the same experience I did:


The next girl came on pulling a string of razor blades out of her vagina. Things went as smoothly as could be expected until one of the blades got stuck. As she attempted to remove it, a large drop of blood hit the floor. Did she cut her finger or her vagina? I couldn’t tell. I didn’t want to look too closely. I was reaching the edge of my particular envelope with this act, and began questioning my reasons for being there. A young girl was harming herself to satisfy my need for experience. It wasn’t even my experience; it was hers. Watching Tuna Fish Ice Cream was not the same as Tasting Tuna Fish Ice Cream.

(I found out much later how the trick was done, easing my conscience, at least a little. Here’s how: thread together several razor blades and stack them inside a matchbox, then insert the matchbox just inside your vagina. With a little practice you can pull the string of blades out smoothly without showing the matchbox. For the piece de resistance, place a small baggie filled with goat’s blood alongside the matchbox. At the appropriate moment, pop the baggie. The rest is all in how you sell it.)
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Taste the Tuna Fish Ice Cream!: I. First Stop, Bangkok
 
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