Maker Your Own Kemp

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To bring the future Earth Emperor - Daniel Kemp, who is one hell of a cool guy, some of the attention he deserves, here is maker your own Kemp:

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After checking out his blog, I would have to concur that Dan is indeed the man. By the way Dan I know someone who knows someone with the last name Du Pont so I could try hooking you up. Also have you tried contacting the basketball player Shawn Kemp? He might have some money left over and if you're related.....
 
OK this is not cool. How can you be Earth Emperor if people dont take you serious?

TylerDurden said:
By the way Dan I know someone who knows someone with the last name Du Pont so I could try hooking you up. Also have you tried contacting the basketball player Shawn Kemp? He might have some money left over and if you're related.....
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Is the Du Pont guy rich/powerful? If he is then that would be wicked. And ya I get people calling my parents house sometimes asking me if I am related to Shawn Kemp.
 
DanielKemp said:
And ya I get people calling my parents house sometimes asking me if I am related to Shawn Kemp.
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He must be a distant cousin because I met him before and you definitely have him beat in the looks department. Plus "Earth Emperor" is a way better nickname than "Reign Man."
 
Daniel, the first thing you need to do is sue -Bill- for infringing on your trademark. He's trying to horn in on your action. Don't let him get a way with it. That title belongs to you, man.
 
alexa7 said:
Daniel, the first thing you need to do is sue -Bill- for infringing on your trademark. He's trying to horn in on your action. Don't let him get a way with it. That title belongs to you, man.
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Lawyers are expensive. I have a goal. That goal is to get $1,000,000 by September 9, 2009 from donations on my web site. So when I get that much money then I will talk with a lawyer about it.

-Matt- said:
First step to getting people to take you seriously: stop calling yourself "earth emporer"


-Darth Moneypussy
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Dude. I am not calling myself Earth Emperor. My dream is about becoming the very first Earth Emperor. So if I am working towards it then I cant be it.
 
You can buy it back from me with that mill, son

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Haha, Im going to change it soon
I have to think something up... blah
 
OK I talked to some ladies on my ICQ and MSN. They said I should check out some movies with cool guys in them to learn how to be cool and be taken more serious.

Movies I am going to check out are:
- Pulp Fiction (cause of Samuel Jackson)
- Die Hard (cause of Bruce Willis)
- The Dark Knight (cause of Christian Bale) [It doesnt come out for rent at the variety store till December 9 so I will have to wait to watch this one]
- Fight Club (cause of Brad Pitt)
- James Bond films (cause of James Bond)
 
Hey -Bill- Let me know when you drop that Title. I will take over. Always wanted to be The Earth Emperor.
 
DanielKemp said:
Dude. I am not calling myself Earth Emperor. My dream is about becoming the very first Earth Emperor. So if I am working towards it then I cant be it.
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If you didn't get the gist of what I was saying, then you are a moron, and you are pretty much damned to never be taken seriously. You can't expect to be taken seriously, while at the same time stating you wish to be "earth emporer".

And you would actually be second earth emperor. -Bill- is already the first.
 
Wait a minute, isn't an overlord higher than an emperor? Who would win in a pissing contest between an Earth Emperor and an Earth Overlord?
 
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I gotta go for a few hours, but expect to see some really cool photoshops from all of you later.
 
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