Forget about using WF at work huh?

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amanda11 said:
Honest question, kbless .... when was the last time you got laid?
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Well to be honest, a few days ago before my wife left to Detroit. She'll be back Sunday and demands she gets laid when she does.

Its part of the reason why we have two kids in less than a year and a half... (one who is just over a year old, but was born early at 1lb 13oz, and the other who was just born 5 weeks ago, but a healthy 8lb).

And hey, the second kid is not my fault, she's the one that keeps jumping me. She's also the reason why I haven't shaved, she won't let me.
 


Oooooookay you prudes.. I'm changing the banner to something even better. I'll only keep the Fleshlight one up for another day or so.

Jeeeeez.. We need real hot naked WOMAN boobs now..
 
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I eat adderall for breakfast lunch and dinner. I slurp it down with rockstar energy drinks too.
 
I fail to understand the implication that I am somehow the personification of a colon irrigation device.

So, basically, you're saying that I'm a small rubber squeeze ball attached to some tubing that is inserted into an ass?

And this is to be construed as some sort of affront? Some sort of attack on my character?

I surely hope none of the other members of this forum take that statement at face value, or else, everyone might start thinking Im a douche...and I might start getting invited out to weird douche parties...although, I suppose I'd garner extra credibility that might help me convert colon cleanse offers offers at a higher rate.

oh. I just assumed he was inferring that I was an anal-douche....since that would be much more devastatingly insulting than claiming I was a vaginal-douche..........
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That post has earned you endless amounts of admiration from me. You are my hero for this week.

@kblessinggr:
1st. Get a fucking pronounceable nickname
2nd. Get a fucking non retarded avatar
3rd. If you don't want it stolen, don't upload it.
4th. You should have taken xmcp's proposal, watermarking the banner. Learn to recognize opportunities when they batter down your door.
5th. Great work on your site! Amazing art.
 
glowleaf said:
That post has earned you endless amounts of admiration from me. You are my hero for this week.

@kblessinggr:
1st. Get a fucking pronounceable nickname
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Kay-Blessing isn't pronounceable? Or maybe just call me Karl?

glowleaf said:
2nd. Get a fucking non retarded avatar
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What?

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3rd. If you don't want it stolen, don't upload it.
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Yea that's a real classic retort.

glowleaf said:
4th. You should have taken xmcp's proposal, watermarking the banner.
Learn to recognize opportunities when they batter down your door.
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Who said I didn't? Jon decided to just remove the banner even though barman sent him a revised banner.

glowleaf said:
5th. Great work on your site! Amazing art.
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Thanks.
 
If I were you I would let this thread die.


The new avatar rocks btw (There wasn't anything wrong with the old one though).
 
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